Luke-E

A big fire works goes off in the ring and Shane O’mac’s music starts and he walks down to the ring with the world title in his hands.
SoM: Tonight I bring to you the newest, biggest and hardest hitting wrestling show on the face of the earth and as your GM I will do my up most to give you the best show I can!
Fans start a TWA chant.
SoM: But first I would like to say the world title will be given to a superstar that has done a lot in his career…..
Hulk Hogan’s music starts and the crowd goes wild.
HH: listen brother, no one is going to get a title handed to them as long as long as I’m the co-GM here!
Crowd start to chant ‘HULK, HULK, HULK!”
SoM: So what are you going to do about it then?
HH: Tonight in are MAIN EVEN there is going to be lumberjack match!
Crowd goes wild!
SoM: well I’m picking one person in this match!
HH: ok, but I know who you’re going to pick,
SoM: I pick triple H, so hulk who you going to put in the match? Nick? Broke? Come surprise me.
HH: well brother, I pick john Cena (crowd cheer) and
SoM: wait you can’t pick two people, I only picked one!
HH: you said you are picking one and you picked that one so let me tell you the second one.
Crowd cheers.
HH: I pick EDGE!
Crowd boo’s.
SoM and hulk are left arguing in the ring and then hulk punches SoM and then hit the leg drop.
JR: what a boomer sooner! A title match on our first night!
Tazz: JR it can’t get bigger then tonight my cowboy partner.
JR: And after the break we have our first ever match and it’s an Elimination match for the inter X title!
Tazz: so if ya need the toilet go now or miss the great show in your life!
Lillian gets in the ring.
Lillian: Are first match is an Elimination match, we will start with two wrestlers in the ring and after one superstar is eliminated another comes in, there will be six superstars in this match.
Super crazy music starts and he walks down to the ring.
Lillian: And introducing first weighing in at 202lb super crazy.
Super crazy carrys on with his entrance and then Paul London’s music starts and he come running down to the ring.
Lillian: coming to the ring weighing in at 205 lb Paul London.
Both men square off in the center of the ring, they both start talking trash and then super crazy slaps London in the face.
JR: what a cheap shot, that’s dam right low tazz.
Tazz: JR in a wrestling match you have to get in your opponents head and that’s what crazy is doing JR.
As tazz and JR are saying this crazy slaps London again and then runs out the ring and London follows him,
Tazz: what is this kiss chase?
Super crazy slides back in the ring and then slip out the other side of the ring followed by London but as London slides out crazy hits him with a chair right over the head and London is left out on the floor.
JR: what a cheap shot, that no way of winning a title.
Super crazy picks up London and rolls him in to the ring and he get in with a chair and the Inter-X belt. Super crazy walk towards London with the chair but London low blows super crazy.
JR: WHAT A SHOT! WHAT A SHOT!
Tazz: looks like London is fighting fire with fire JR.
Super crazy falls to his knees and London picks the chair up and hits crazy on the top of his head. Paul pulls crazy over to the corner and puts the chair on his body, Paul hit the London Star Press, and he goes straight for the cover,
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But super crazy kicks out, London picks up crazy and hits the Dropsault and then he picks up the inter-X title belt and waits for crazy to get up, crazy get to his feet and is meet with the belt in his face, Paul starts to clime to the top rope and he goes for the Calling London but crazy grabs the chair and puts it on his body, super crazy quickly climes to the top rope and hits a Asai moonsault.
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Rey Mysterio music start and he come out with a two-by-four in his hand.
Lillian: and coming to the ring now weighing in at 165 lb is Rey Mysterio.
Rey walk to wards the ring, then crazy hit a springboard moonsault to the out side but rey hits crazy in the ribs with the two-by-four, rey rolls into the ring and gets the ref to start a 10 count.
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Super crazy starts to get to his feet when rey goes for a La Silla but crazy catches rey and power bombs him on to the steel steps and then on the ring apron. Rey rolls in the the ring in pain and then crazy starts to hit rey with the chair and then hits The Trifecta.
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Super crazy is lying on the floor out of breath when AJ Styles music starts.
Lillian: and coming to the ring…..
AJ Styles jumps from the crowd and in to the ring, he picks up the chair and throws it to super crazy and hits the Pelé Kick and then picks up and super crazy and hits the Styles Clash.
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AJ jumps up and start jumping around when Psicosis walks out.
Lillian: and coming to the ring now weighing in at 200 lb Psicosis.
Psicosis jumps in the ring and spits in AJ’s face and AJ responds with a massive right hand and Psicosis falls to the floor only for AJ to lock in the Stylin' Crab and Psicosis try to get to the ropes but AJ pulls him in to the middle of the ring and puts more pressure on Psicosis and he taps out.
Chavo Guerrero music starts.
Lillian: and coming to the ring weighing in at 213 lb Chavo Guerrero, but chavo does not come out,
JR: Were is he tazz?
Tazz: JR I have no idea.
Then out of no were chavo comes from under the ring and rolls up AJ,
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Chavo rolls out the ring and has a massive smile on his face and point to his head, AJ is having picking up anything he can find and throwing it around.
Lillian: the winner of the match and our NEW Inter-X champion CHAVO GUERRERO!
Tazz: well JR, he did it the Guerrero way,haha
JR: well we all know chavo will lie,cheat and steal and he did all three just then folks.
As JR finishes talking Cena’s music starts and he come out with a microphone and a bag.
Cena: first off I gotta say what a first match to start the show off but that’s not what I came out here to talk about, I came out here to talk about the main event tonight and triple H and edge. But lets start with the main event, I mean I happy to be in main even but it could be better we could have left edge out and put…
Edge’s music starts and he walks out with lita.
Edge: john shut up we don’t care what you think couse your not rated R!
The crowd boo’s.
Edge: John what is it you call your self? That’s right , the doctor of thuganomics. Well its true John Cena is the doctor of thuganomics but I have the queen of jugamanomics right here!
Crowd laughs
Cena: what corner did you get that from edge?
Lita: John just because you could never get this don’t hate on my baby.
Cena: what? Stuff put in my tits to make ‘um bigger and uglier?
Edge goes to run down to the ring but security stop him.
JR: coming up next folks is a 10 man Battle Royal for the T.W.A total champ title.
Tazz: and them people in this match will want to win this title more then they want to see lita’s puppies.
Lillian: The next match is a over the top battle royal match. To be eliminated both feet must touch the floor, when we are left with two superstars you must beat your opponent
Tap out or pin them.
CM Punks music starts.
Lillian: making his way to the ring from Chicago, Illinois CM punk
JBL’s music starts and his limo pulls out.
Lillian: and making his may to the ring from New York City JBL,
Jeff Jarret’s music starts.
Lillian: making his way to the ring coming from Hendersonville, Tennessee Jeff Jarret.
Chris masters music starts.
Lillian: making his way to the ring from Los Angeles, California Chris Masters.
Chris Jericho music starts.
Lillian: and making his way to the ring from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Chris Jericho.
Christian Cage music starts and he comes out with test.
JR: Are they forming an alliance here?
Tazz: it looks like it to me JR.
Carlito & Charlie Haas come out after these two
JR: I wonder who the Mystery wrestler is.
Tazz: well were going to find out now!
Brock lesnar’s music starts.
JR: IT’S LESNAR, ITS BROCK LESNAR!
Tazz: what a match for lesnar to come into.
Lesnar runs down to the ring and picks up CM punk and F-5‘s him out the ring. Then it’s a all out fight. JBL irish whips cage into the corner and close lines him and then chris masters punches JBL only to get hit with a fall away small out the ring. Then cage gets hit with a drop kick by Jericho in to jerret’s arms and he get a body slam, JBL goes for a close line on lesnar only to get a belly to belly out the ring. Jericho picks up cage and goes for the electric chair but cage reveres it in to a Hurricanranaa and punk was waiting for it and pulled down the ropes. Lesnar and double J pick up cage and hit the a 3-d and then lesnar quickly gets up and hits a tiger suplex on double J only for cage to low blow lesnar and throw double J out the ring all this time Carlito & Charlie Haas have been on the out side they both slide in and throw out cage and then they go over to lesnar but they get meet by a double close line. Haas gets up to hit by a STO and then carlito gets a spear and then a belly to belly, haas goes for a cross body but lesnar ducks and pulls the rope down and haas is out. Lesnar then walks over to carlito but he low blows lesnar and then hits the DDT, carlito goes for the cover
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Kick out!
Carlito wait for lesnar to get back up and hits a drop kick making lesnar fall out the ring, carlito follows him out the ring and goes to pick up lesnar but lesnar reveres it and hits the F-5 throw the announcement table. Then lesnar irish whips carlito in to the steel steps and then hits his head against the steel post, lesnar rolls him back in the ring and climes the top rope and hits the shooting star press,
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Lillian: and the winners of this match BROCK LESNAR!
JR: what a match.
Tazz: I have just seen two of the best matches of my life.
JR: and next we have a TLC match tazz,
Tazz: my old ECW days are flooding back to me now JR.
All of the teams are awaiting the mystery team, The Hardy Boyz music hits and the crowd goes wild. The Hardy's get in the ring and the bell rings for the match to start. Jeff and Matt stand together as the other teams go at it. D-Von and Billy Gunn go at it as Billy tosses D-Von over the top rope and Billy follows after him and grabs a chair from underneath the ring and nails D-Von with it laying him out. Meanwhile Steven Richards and Road Dogg are going at it and Road Dogg knocks Richards on his back Road Dogg raises Richrads to his feet and and goes for the Pumphandle Slam, and he connects. Richards is laided out and Road Dogg goes out of the ring to get a table. Jeff and London trade blows, London knocks Jeff back with a forearm and London whips Jeff off of the ropes and London connects with a beautiful dropkick. London goes out of the ring and gets the 20 foot ladder. London sets the ladder up and and and connects with a hard DDT, Jeff is out and London climbs the ladder and jumps off going for the 450 splash, but London jumps and misses, leaving London out in the middle of the ring. Matt tries to help his brother to his feet but is attacked by The Blue Meanie. Blue Meanie takes Matt to the outside of the ring and sets up a table. Meanie puts Matt on the table and Meanie gets back in the ring and gets on the top rope. Meanwhile Jeff gets to his feet runs over and pushes Meanie off of the the rope, Matt moves off of the table and Meanie flies through it. Brian Kendricks and Jaime Knoble are fight on the outside of the ring as Jeff Hardy runs off of the ropes and jumps delivering a flying corkscrew to both Kendricks and Knoble. Meanwhile Bro. Ray is beating Kid Kash with a steel chair. Bro. Ray lifts Kid Kash to his feet and connects with the Buh-Buh cutter on the chair. D-von is still down and Billy Gunn lifts him to his feet and connects with a suplex. Billy slowly gets to his feet and goes under the ring to get a table. Billy gets the table and before he can get it set-up he is attacked by Bro. Ray. Ray takes Billy and whips him into the stairs. D-Von works his way up and Bro. Ray tells D-von to set the table up in the ring. D-Von sets the table up and Ray brings Billy into the ring and whips him off of the ropes and the Dudley Boyz connect with the 3D THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! Road Dogg gets in the ring and runs toward D-Von, and Road Dogg gets the 3D. Bro. Ray pushes D-Von and tells him to "Go Get a Ladder". D-von fetches ladder and sets it up, but Matt gets in to the ring and sets his ladder up, Bro. Ray is one step from getting the belts for his team but Meanie gets in to the ring and climbs on the opposite side of the ladder, and punches Bro. Ray and Matt, now D-Von climbs up the ladder and Jeff gets a ladder and sets it up. Jeff climbs up his ladder and everyone is throwing punches. Jamie Noble gets to his feet and climbs on the opposite side of Jeffs ladder. Jamie and Jeff go at it, Bro. Ray pushes Jeff and Jamie off of the ladder and Jamie fall outside of the ring and Jeff falls to the mat below. Matt punches D-Von off of his ladder and he falls to the mat below. Blue Meanie knocks Bro. Ray off and he falls to the mat. Matt moves over Meanie's ladder and tries to knock him off. Steven Richards gets into the ring and tries pulling Matt off but Matt kicks Steven away. Steven goes out of the ring to grab a chair he gets it and throws it up to Meanie. Meanie swings with chair and misses, Matt takes the chair and nails Meanie with it. Meanie falls off of the ladder and Richards climbs the ladder and tries to knock Matt off. Matt swing with his chair and Richards moves out of the way and takes the chair from Matt. Richards throws the chair away and Richards and Matt go it and meanwhile Billy Gunn is getting to his feet. Billy Gunn grabs Richards by the pants and pulls him down, Billy climbs up the ladder and forearms Matt to the face and Matt is about to fall. Billy lands a right hand and Matt is holding on with one hand. Jeff and Raod Dogg are both to their feet and they go at it. D-von is trying to get up but is double teamed by Road Dogg and Jeff. D-von is clothesline out of the ring. Billy Gunn lands another sight hand that send Matt offf of the ladder. Bro. Ray gets up and climbs the ladder but Billy has his hand on the belts. Meanwhile Jeff knocks Raod Dogg down with a dropkick, Jeff picks up a chair and nails Raod Dogg with it. Bro. Ray is climbing and Billy throws a right hand and Bro. Ray fires back, the two go at it. Jeff slides into the ring and hits Billy Gunn in the back with the chair; Billy falls off of the ladder. Bro. Ray looks down and climbs closer to the belts and reaches but Jeff smiles and pushes the ladder over and Bro. Ray fall out of the ring and through an announce table. Jeff sets the ladder back up, climbs it and grabs the belts.

Lillian: The winners of the match and NEW tag team champions The Hardy Boys!
JR: what a match! This is what wrestling is about folks.
Tazz: it sure is JR and we have the first ever hells house match next!
Lillian: the next match is Hells house match. To win this match you must escape pin or make your opponent tap out after you have done this you may try and leave the cage then you must escape the cell.
Kane’s music starts and then a wall of fire.
Lillian: and making his way to the ring weighing at 321 lbs Kane.
Kane gets in the ring and rises his hands and then *band* the flames come out the corners.
*DONG* the lights go out and flashed start.
Tazz: dead man is in the house.
Undertaker walks out.
Lillian: and making his way to the ring from death vally weighing 306lbs the undertaker.
The lights come back on and taker gets in the ring.
Lillian: please lower the hell house.
The hell house is lowered and both look very calm.
JR: oh my god, I have never seen anything like this in my life!
Tazz: well I put money on it we will see are first load of blood of the night in this match.
Kane and taker go nose to nose and then exchange punches and taker gets the upper hand and then irish whips kane into the corner and goes for a big splash in to the corner but kane moves and taker hits his head on the cage and he is left in the corner with his eyes glazed. Kane hits a running close line in the corner and then another one, taker stumbles out the corner and is meet by a massive upper cut by kane knocking taker to the floor. Taker gets back up and kane lifts him up and looks as if he is going for the snake eyes but taker fall off his back and hit a reveres DDT, taker picks up can and hits the snake eys and then the big boot. Taker goes for the cover.
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Kane kicks out and get back to his feet and starts to exchange right hands again but this time kane come out on top and irish whips taker in to the ropes and gives taker a big boot of his own taker is on the floor looking very out of it Kane signals for the coke slam and he gets it but taker sit straight back up and grabs kane by the neck and coke slams him but kane sits back up and get to his feet. The crowd goes wild, kane and taker run to the ropes and a double close line both are on the floor. Kane crawls to the ropes to help him up and taker is left laying on the floor, kane stands over takr taking trash to him and then all of a sudden he grabs kane by the neck again and sits up, he gets to his feet and hits the tombstone pilldriver,
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Lillian: undertaker may now try and leave the cell.
Taker gets out the cage door and gets a chair from under the ring and gets back into the ring and goes to hit kane but kane connects with a big boot bust taker wide open, kane goes for the cover.
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Kane can climes the cage but taker sits up for a 3rd time in the match and also climes the cage, kane stops at the top and stands up and then taker gets to the top and stands up, they start to punch each other 20 feet up in the air, then all of a sudden kane kicks taker in the gut and hits a supersuplex throw the hell house wall breaking it!
JR: oh my god they must both be dead!
Tazz: we need some EMT’s down here now!
The ref puts ‘X’ sign about his head, taker is not moving on the floor and kane is rolling around in pain, both are put on to stretchers and taken away with trainers and medics by there sides.
Shane O’mac comes out.
SoM: I am here to give to you the best wrestler ever to be in a wrestling ring, the only man ever to have ric flair look up to him AND be my brother in law, triple H.
Triple H’s music starts and he comes out and takes the microphone.
HHH: OK, guys come on out!
Triple H’s lumberjacks walk out with chairs and 2 by 4’s in there hands.
Cenas music starts and his lumberjack start to attack triple H’s lumberjacks. Then edges lumberjack run out and get involved.
JR: well it looks like it just going to be a triple treat.
Tazz: well will not help edge at all.
Cena runs down to the ring and punches Triple H leaving him out on the floor and then edge punches cena and then cena reasoned with a left jab knocking edge to the floor Shane jumps in the ring and goes to punch cena but cena blocks it and close lines Shane but as he turns around edge spears cena and goes for the cover,
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But triple H breaks it up and then hits a spinebuster and then as cena gets back up he gets a face busters, Triple H goes back to work on edge hitting lefts and rights, cena rolls out the ring and picks up the RWA world title and rolls in the ring and as triple H get up from punching cena he runs at triple H and hits him in the head busting him open cena goes for the cover
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Hulk: Shane brother I have had enough of you for one night so guy get him out of here! The whole locker room comes out and chasses Shane out the building.
Triple H starts to argue with hulk but hulk just punches him leaving a bloody triple H on the floor. Cena and edge are exchanging right hands on the out side till edge drop toe holds cena on to the steel steps busting him open, edge rolls cena back in the ring but as edge is getting in Triple H runs and knees edge in the head. Triple H goes for the cover,
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But cena kicks out and triple H does not know what to do with him self; edge runs in and goes for the spear but triple H counters by going for the pedigree and gets it but as he goes for the cover cena rools back in the ring and locks in the STFU on Triple H, Triple H tries to get to ropes but cant make it and then as he goes to tap edge goes for a elbow drop but cena moves and get Triple H and he rolls out the ring and as edge goes to arge with Hogan cena f-U’s edge and goes for the cover.
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The crowd gives a mixed reaction.
Lillian: the winner of the match by pin fall John Cena!
JR: what a match!
Tazz: what a show!
JR: thanks for watching folks, look orward to are next show soon!

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