| The Ultimate Post. Number 10,000. The WWE Shakedown.
Rather than being a typical. Weee, 10K!!! Go me post. I figured I would take the time to make it a worthwhile post and demonstrate that not all the prior 9,999 posts were garbage.
This is my version of the Ross Report, but I will withhold from the following terms.
*Through Hell Fire and Brimstone.
*BAW GAWD !!
*Slobberknocker
*Phenom
and such other Rosseries.
I hope you enjoy my thoughts on the WWE as of September of 2005.
*Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch are the latest attempts at rehashing the worst group of tag teams in the last 30 years. Not only has Lance Cade already been Garrison Cade, but Murdoch looks like a uglier version of Dusty Rhodes, if thats possible. What do they honest want us to think when these dudes come from nowhere and BEAT the tag team champions? They want us to think that they are a legit tag team to be reckoned with but all it does is make Hurricane and Rosey look even worse than they already do. Its a damn joke.
Meanwhile backstage, the Hearthrobs grease each other up while Charlie Haas, Kidman and the Dudleys are no longer here. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
*Shawn Michaels continues to portray the babyface even though its blatantly obviously that he was drawing the best heat he had heard in years when he worked with Hogan. Another terrible mistake by not only HBK but the Writers as well.
*JBL will beat Batista in this ridiculous Bull Rope Match. Mark it down. They want to shock viewers with this new show on Friday nights. It won't work. Ya see, its the same exact show, but now its on when even less people are home.
*Smackdown should be scrapped altogether and Raw should go from 8 to 11:15 pm each Monday night. One show for the love of god !!! Every division is instantly fixed and stacked. Even the tag teams Vinny.
*People forget that Smackdown was basically created to give The Rock his own show.
*Will Brooke Hogan get that record deal? :erm2:
*The Brock Lesnar internet talk certainly has settled down. Maybe he really is a weird ass dude after all.
*Ok, Eddie Guerrero is a heel now, right? Can we leave him a heel for more than a month please? It seems only Kane surpases Eddie for most turns.
*Who beats Cena for the WWE Title? Your guess is as good as mine. It won't be Angle and it won't be Edge after that. All signs point to HHH.
*Will Edge wait till Mania to use his MOTB contract?
*Will Lita's breasts continue to part like the Red Sea?
*Did you realize that Bischoff has been the General Manager of Raw for like 3 years now? That just seems weird to me.
*How come nobody busts on Mick Foley for only coming back when he has a book to push? People seem to not let Hogan get away with it?
*Here's to hoping Survivor Series actually returns to its former format. Here's also to hoping Bret Hart is there......Most likely not till Mania though.
*Tyson Tomko can kick people hard now. Watch out !!
*The WWE has been going against the norm lately. The proven recipe for sucess was always have the face chase the heel champ. Now Cena and Batista are beating all the top heels. Pretty boring TV if you ask me.
*Benoit looks to be the ONLY person that is benefiting from this years draft.
*You know what would be fantastic? Bring Trish into the Hardy/Edge/Lita angle....Trish would get face reactions upon her return. She already dislikes Lita storyline wise and she could be the voice for Hardy during split promos.
It would be classic stuff. She is one the WWE best talents in the history of the company. Man or woman. Yup, I said it.
*I bet I am not the only one that thought Batista would spend half his career on the Disabled List. Boy was I wrong.
*The Dudley Boys has decided to spin their old name with a Simpsons twist. They will now be known as the Diddily Doodalees.
*Did you hear they are in talks with Sean "XPac" Waltman? You know you miss that greasy midget.
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