| Group A: Super-duper main eventers
1. HHH
2. Undertaker (once your hip goes for good then so do you)
3. Kurt Angle
4. HBK
Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
1. Batista (Dude is just too old)
2. John Cena
3. Edge
4. Randy Orton
Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
1. JBL
2. Kane
3. Big Show
4. Booker T (Stale as shit) (you know, stale shit)
Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders
1. Chris Benoit
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. Chris Jericho (He contemplated leaving, where as the others still eat sleep and breath the buisness)
4. Shelton Benjamin
Group E: Up-and-comers
1. Carlito
2. Chris Masters
3. Orlando Jordan (Such an easy choice, does he even wrestle? does he have a feud?)
4. Eugene
Group F: Tag-teams
1. MNM (including Melina)
2. Superheroes (Can I just fire Rosey so that Hurrican can become the top cruiser?)
3. LOD '05
4. Heartthrobs
Group G: Guys who've been around a while
1. RVD
2. Christian
3. Matt Hardy
4. William Regal (He is on smackdown and he aint the captain unfortunatly I don't care, although I love the guy)
Group H: Mexicools
1. Psicosis
2. Super Crazy
3. Juventud (Fuck I hate the juice, the only thing I like is the phrase the juice, let's call OJ the juice, thats the only thing that could save his career I think)
Group I: bWo
1. Big Stevie Cool
2. Blue Meanie (couldn't possibly care less)
3. Nova
Group J: Old jobbers
1. Val Venis
2. Hardcore Holly
3. Viscera (Just cause you work for Lawler doesn't mean you're good)
4. Al Snow
Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko (Fire em, cause there is only room for one funny goatee on Raw, and Snitsky is the reigning king)
2. Snitsky
3. Rene Dupree
4. Rob Conway
Group L: Good cruisers
1. Paul London
2. Tajiri
3. Rey Mysterio
4. Chavo (Kerwin has officially been cut off at the knees)
Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty (easy choice)
2. Funaki Since when are Funaki and Daivari bad cruisers? Funaki = ratings
3. Daivari
4. Nunzio
Group N: Good Divas
1. Trish
2. Lita
3. Torrie (useless)
4. Stacy
Group O: Bad Divas
1. Christy
2. Candice
3. Michelle McCool
4. Sharmell (even more useless, can I say uselesser?)
Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham 2. Danny Basham
Send the Damja whichever one it was ( I have no clue) back to OVW to be repackaged and fire the other. (he was OVW champ, he must have some talent, somewhere......maybe?)
3. Ric Flair
4. Coach
Group Q: Announcers
1. JR
2. King (Bring in Bret)
3. Tazz
4. Cole
*edit* ooh ooh...I just came up with another one. It's good!
Group R: McMahons
1. Vince
2. Linda (TV wise she just bothers me, her and that cold dead stare of hers)
3. Shane
4. Steph |