| 3D's "YOU'RE FIRED!" List
Group A: Super-duper main eventers
1. HHH
2. Undertaker - Needs to step aside really.. I'm bored of the gimmick.
3. Kurt Angle
4. HBK
Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
1. Batista (he's here because of the shortness to his career)
2. John Cena
3. Edge I've always hated the guy since he left E+C. That'd be the only reason to keep him, but as they're on spearate brands, and Edge sucks big balls.. to quote Vince - "You're FIRED!"
4. Randy Orton
Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
1. JBL Slow, crap, character is old now, etc
2. Kane See JBL
3. Big Show
4. Booker T See Kane
Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders ( This was the hardest category)
1. Chris Benoit This was really tough - but he offers the least. He's great in the ring, but he's had nothing for a year, and so.. goodbye Chris.
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. Chris Jericho
4. Shelton Benjamin
Group E: Up-and-comers
1. Carlito
2. Chris Masters
3. Orlando Jordan OJ has NO potential, he stinks that ring up. Piss off.
4. Eugene
Group F: Tag-teams
1. MNM (including Melina)
2. Superheroes
3. LOD '05 One OLD-school wrestler, and Heidenreich. I like 'Reich, but I'd cut them anyway.
4. Heartthrobs Just a big pile of suck.
Group G: Guys who've been around a while
1. RVD Old, boring, crap in the ring, crap crap crap in WWE, so he can go TNA and do something good for once.
2. Christian
3. Matt Hardy
4. William Regal Sorry Regal, you're the only English WWE star right now, and I love you, but the budget is tight, and you're expendable.
Group H: Mexicools
1. Psicosis Just my least favourite of the 'Cools. I like the stable though.
2. Super Crazy
3. Juventud
Group I: bWo
1. Big Stevie Cool
2. Blue Meanie Fat, has about 1 move. Piss off.
3. Nova
Group J: Old jobbers
1. Val Venis God, he loses so much there's no point trying to rebuild him now. Which is a shame, 'cos he did used to be good.
2. Hardcore Holly
3. Viscera See Blue Meanie.
4. Al Snow
Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko Tall. That's about all he was hired for. Without the Captain, he's nothing. Get lost.
2. Snitsky
3. Rene Dupree Sucks, sucks, sucks. Have you seen his new black hair and sideburns? Haha, comical.
4. Rob Conway - If they don't change Conway, he's gone. I hate 'gay' gimmicks.
Group L: Good cruisers
1. Paul London
2. Tajiri
3. Rey Mysterio Spotty, seen all he can do, crap on the mic.. next!
4. Chavo
Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty Hasn't offered anything since '99.
2. Funaki See Scotty 2 Hotty.
3. Daivari
4. Nunzio
Group N: Good Divas
1. Trish
2. Lita
3. Torrie
4. Stacy The least attractive of these 4, can't wrestle squat, and thus she's gone.
Group O: Bad Divas
1. Christy
2. Candice
3. Michelle McCool Go away. Now.
4. Sharmell Why why WHY is she hired? She's not even attractive.
Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham
2. Danny Basham Why have 1 if you can't have both? They sucked anyway.
3. Ric Flair
4. Coach
Group Q: Announcers
1. JR
2. King He just overplays his character. Get out Jerry - I used to love you, but those days are long gone.
3. Tazz
4. Cole
Group R: McMahons
1. Vince
2. Linda Just offers nothing in front of the camera. Vince oozes charisma, Steph's not that bad, and I like Shane. So Linda can go away.
3. Shane
4. Steph
Well, there's me done. The guys in bold are the ones fired. |