| I have to choose between Christy and Sharmell, the horror, why can't I pick both..
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Group A: Super-duper main eventers
4. HBK
I am soooo sick of this guy, except for that Hogan on Larry King skit. that was the first time I enjoyed anything by the "kid" in 5 or 7 years.
Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
2. John Cena
if I go into detail, people will start complaining again.
Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
4. Booker T
why not, once again, haven't enjoyed him in 5 years 5 years 5years 5years 5 years. or at least not since he and Stone Cold were feuding. loved them in the grocery store.
Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders
1. Chris Benoit
I think he's a great wrestler and this was a tough choice, but they never do too much w/ him either and they always seem to forget him untill they need another guy for a tournament or something.
Group E: Up-and-comers
2. Chris Masters
tough again, but like I said, he's ugly. he is slowly improving, but I still think he's slow and a bit crappy. we already have too many guys that are nothing more that muscle. Batista makes him look like a chump.
Group F: Tag-teams
3. LOD '05
I just don't like Heidenreich at all. Heartthrobs suck too but they're young andmight improve. Animal is old and while LOD was a childhood fave, I hate this bastardization, at least I did till they gave Heidi the mohawk, nah, still not digging it.
Group G: Guys who've been around a while
3. Matt Hardy
fire his whiney ass again for all I care. b/c I did care, I did want him back, untill the months of his crying and bitching. go to TNA, at least you could put on better matches there and maybe keep your asshead brother out of trouble.
Group H: Mexicools
3. Juventud
I like psychosis and supercrazy much more in the ring. plus Juvi can't talk for shit, sure the others can't either, but Juvi's the one holding the mic.
Group I: bWo
2. Blue Meanie
you fire Stevie and I'll scream bloody murder. Nova I know can be outstanding. Meanie is a fat little kid w/ a stupid outfit. JBL was right to beat him like the child he is.
Group J: Old jobbers
3. Viscera
fat piece of crap and I hate his gimmick, fortunately it appears to be dying faster than Lillian can drop 'tears' into her eyes.
Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko
do I really need to explain?
Group L: Good cruisers
4. Chavo
they're not really doing much w/ him. I haven't seen him wrestle since the trade and I don't like his gimmick, great catchphrase though.
Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty
yep
Group N: Good Divas
3. Torrie
4. Stacy
do I really have to choose, they both suck in the ring. I think Stacy is cuter actually, which is odd for me to go against breasts but. uh. Torrie lost to Melina (who needs to train more) so she's as good as gone.
Group O: Bad Divas
1. Christy
it was tough to not pick Sharmel, but we/I see less of Sharmel and we definitely hear less of her. they're both awful, but Christy just has more exposure. besides, when I fired booker, I assumed his bitch would go w/ him.
Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham
2. Danny Basham
didn't one of them already get fired? I can't tell them apart anyways. I guess Danny, or Doug.
Group Q: Announcers
2. King
puppies, pompoms, I can't take much more, I instinctively look at a girls breasts when I see her, so why do I need King yelling at me to look more. I have a father who does that anyways (yes really) so I don't need King babbeling about blacks and breasts anymore.
Group R: McMahons
4. Steph
Oh Hunter. I've always hated her, maybe it's the voice, you think?
good thread, though it angers me b/c I hate some of these people (not Cena of course) so much. |