| Come on the Lions! We have a feeling that you can be double-hard when you feel like it so you must have the menacing Millwall behind you.
Let’s face it, you’re tenacious, rowdy and often depend on the strength of your personality to power your way through difficult situations. This could make you unpopular with some of your peers, but that may not bother you. After all, the Lion’s chant is “No-one likes us and we don’t care!” Who needs to be civil and polite when a shove and a snarl gets the job done that much faster? Hmm, perhaps we need to take a tip from a few famous gangsters here.
It’s always better to look as if you are respectable so you can gain people’s trust and just rely on the hard man routine when things go wrong. In fact, why don’t you take an interest in more gentle pursuits like flower arranging? In fact we can just see you in a delightful pink floaty skirt with matching stilettos and handbag. Hey, look, we were only joking! Honest! Just remember to consider all the available options before you go rushing into the Lion’s Den. After all, a gentle flick over the keeper’s head is just as effective as a 30 metre blaster.
I am not a happy chappie |