Jackie Pies

i have a few ties, but...
raw:
1. Christian- it's christian, he's great with his heel mannurisms and great in the ring, if only he could win..., i also would like to lick him.. he's sexxy, enough said.
2. Flair- esp now that he hasn't been kissing hhh's ass as much the last few weeks. he's just a classic heel and it makes me smile when i watch him yelling and struting. woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
3. Trish i put trish b/c well, she's the hardest working lady on raw, even if there are almost no ladies left on raw. she's hot and she makes a vantastic heel.
4. HHH- as long as he doesn't talk for 30+ minutes a show that is. he is still the most believable top tier guy, but maybe that's b/c that's what raw tells me. either way, i've enjoyed his feud w/ batista and am glad he's no longer impersonating kane making love to a manneqin..
5. Victoria and Steven Richards- i put them as a tie partly b/c they're never on anymore unless it's to get beaten by a newcomer (christy and masters) i've always loved them, esp as heels.
can we see from my list that i love the heels.
close call, y2j, he would've made the list over hhh if he was still heel. as a face he's funny, as a heel he's hillarious....

smackdown:
1. Carlito- Carlito is cool. fantastic faces, i can't wait to see him in the ring more what w/ him being injured and then fed to cena in a squash.
2. Angle- I love Angle b/c you can see how much he enjoys wrestling and being out there. when he enjoys what he's doing, he makes the match incredible regardless of his opponent. i always stop to watch an angle match and i'm enjoying his chemistry w/ jbl.
3. London- the best high flyer in wwe. he could easily fit in at tna and i am loving his style. i think he could have great matches w/ the likes of a.j. styles, petey williams, spanky, the hardy's, etc and raven.
4. Miss Jackie, Horoko, and Tazz- Miss Jackie and Horoko are never on anymore, but i am in love w/ Miss Jackie like you wouldn't believe, if i could get her and christian to join me..... and for Horoko, just a cute little girl who runs around screaming, i love it. she's got skills.
as for Tazz, i would say he should move to raw, but then who would announce for sd? grisham or one of those idiots, no thanks. he makes funny/stupid statements, sometimes i think tazz is high. that's good, but what's great is that he actuallly calls the matches, not just 1 or 2 moves like good ol jr.
5. JBL- give him back the belt! a great heel, he impressed me w/ his title run and i thought the idea of the cabinet was great even if it would be stupid to use the bashams for anything.
and i have to add one more b/c 5 is not enough. so instead of labeling this guy 6, i'll label him something special,

*John Cena... well we all know my feeling on how great cena is. i think he's great on the mic, great in the ring, i love his spinning crap, and i certainly don't wish any harm on him such as a long term injury. he may be the greatest wrestler of our times, strike that, of all times. i'm gonna join that chain gang,,, give me a free rap cd in a contest, damnit. i want to hear cena rapping w/ gary coleman..........
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