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Hey Kids!
Looking for the perfect thing to ask Santa for? Want to be the Cerebral Assassin of your neighborhood? Well, now you can with?.
TRIPLE H - THE (BOARD) GAME!
That's right. Now it's your turn to prove that you're "That Damn Good." Journey through wrestling, Hollywood, and bodybuilding with the one game that let's you be the game without playing political games! It's all the fun of being Triple H without the hassle of having to marry Stephanie McMahon!
Watch for Chance cards. In one foul swoop you can go from being the top top top star on Raw to just being the top top star on Raw. Much like WWE, anything can happen! Well, almost anything can happen. Well, actually, nothing really happens - but we can pretend that stuff happens and get money from you! So pay up, beetches! What do you think Vince McMahon will use to buy his caviar? Armageddon's pay-per-view revenue? Puh-lease. Buy this game or the chairman will go hungry. You want that on your conscience? Do you? Do you!?
Supplies are limited, so act now. Every game comes with a life-size poster of a Mr. Olympia contestant. So, blow-dry your hair, sharpen your fangs, and play the Game!
Triple H - The Board Game: It's That Damn?FUN!
By James Guttman
Damn funny stuff right there!