| Here are some of his jokes........
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good a a wall. I played a wall once. They're relentless
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One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I am older. You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera...
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An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see a escalator temporarily outta order sign, just escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience... we appologize for the fact that you can still get up there.
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