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Originally Posted by Simon uuuuugh. Easily one of the worst things EVER.
But I see where Ida is going with this thread.
Shaking hands. Why do people find it necessary to shake hands with everyone all the time? Hello.....Oh hello. Let me extend my hand and you do the same, then we know each other.
The middle finger. Why is this offensive? Should I really be bothered because someone put a finger in the air?
When people sneeze, why do we say "God Bless You"? The real reason is waaaaaaaaaay back when people thought you could lose your soul via sneezing. So people would say "God Bless You" to ensure your soul was safe. Now its just a stupid thing to say. And why do people only say "god bless you" when you sneeze, but not when you fart, burp or cough. |
It is not even so much why we shake hands but it is how dumb it looks . To get the full effect of it, Want up to something other than a human and shake it like it was a person's hand. Or do it to your pet lol. Moving your hand up and down while it is in the grasp of someone elses. It is the action that is bizzare.
How about flying a kite? Standing there while something hovers in the sky on a string. Remove the visual aspect and look at the physical act. How retarded does that look? lol
Walking is a whole other story. I remember one day I was walking for a while and I started to think about how stupid of a thing I was doing. I am moving my legs one at a time in front of me and going forward.I started laughing and lasted a good 5 mins lol. The best was when I would see someone all serious and walking in a hurry.