Originally Posted by Mister D

I hate clubs. I prefer bars where I can drink myself into oblivion.

Plus, NYC clubs are much different than other clubs. Here's the typical NYC club experience:

-Wait outside in the cold for half an hour at least
-Pay a 25 dollar cover
-Beer: 8 bucks, Mixed drinks: 10-15 bucks
-Music too loud to hear yourself think
-House music room: Nothing but big meatheads from Long Island and New Jersey, often dancing with each other homoerotically (no joke)
-Hip-hop room: A bunch of thugs standing around trying to look tough and groping women who walk by
-Cant take a piss because the bathroom is full of people getting coked up

Good Times!!!