| Has anyone ever cheated on you? One time a girl cheated on me. I was like 18 at the time. I think it was my first "serious" (was believed to be by me, falsely) relationship.
Her ex came back from bootcamp and they decided to get back together for a she-bang.
I, on the other hand, had pretty much given up on the whole affair already. It wasn't a big loss.
I cried like a girl, laced up the boots, kicked her in her hole, threw her the fuck out, and was on my way again. |