Originally Posted by Kanadiankobra

at a party this guy dared me to give him a kick to the head and told me that he would be able to block it (he said he would bive me 50$ if could kick him) and catch my leg, but the guy did not know that i have 8 years of martial arts training. The poor guy wound up being knocked out cold. on top of that when he got the kick his pants dropped. so i shoved a metal spoon up his ass..... and of course the guy had 2 go to the emergency room....................... diagnosis a very mild concussion and some rectal bleeding

Ps. in case you folks are wondering he did still have the spoon in his anus when he was at the hospital, and yes he did pay up a few days later