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Old 03-04-2005, 02:58 AM   #9 (permalink)
Disco Raheem
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What I like about fat girls is that you don't really need to do anything to get into their pants. On the Christmas before last, I was really drunk at a friends house, and hitting up every chick on his msn for a root. One chick said yes, so I got a lift around her house, only to find she was disgustinly fat. However, I fucked her on her parents front lawn then went home.

Plus, if you meet them out at a club, you can get them to buy you drinks, take them into the toilet for a blowjob and let your mates think it was not a real sex act but a chance to demean someone by jizzing in their hair.

And yeah, my friends always try and encourage each other to fuck fat chicks. It gives us something to rib each other about the next day.
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