| k here we go. i was at a party and this guy liked this girl but she was gettin on someone else so u know how people get and he just started chugging vodka like crazy and singing and dancing to music. after about an hour of this he was starting to black out and then he just started puking blood and shit. after awhile of this he passed out adn we thought it was fine but we were wrong....oh so wrong. its 5 am now and i get awoken to some running water and i hear the girl who owns the place say "what the fuck" and i sit up and look around and in the middle of the room the guy had his pants down and was just pissing on the floor for like 2 minutes and we just sat in awe. the next day i went out and bought carpet cleaner for the girl to clean that shit up |