| Found a few more good ones courtesy of Bill Simmons, ESPN.com:
"This is how I relax and maintain my composure. Every now and then, you want to kill somebody." -- Buffalo Bills running back OJ Simps-, er, Willis McGahee on Halo 2.
"I have never seen a fight like that in a game since I was in high school."
Quentin Richardson on the Pacers-Pistons melee.
"I'm a big fan of the Nobel Peace Prize."
-- Ron Artest
"It's bad for me because I've never been in jail that long."
-- Rafael Furcal on his 21-day jail sentence
"I wasn't a particularly good pro football player. But I was a great college player, and that's something."
-- Ryan Leaf
"The knee feels fine, I've been training Confuciously."
--Mike Tyson |