| Stupid quotes by athletes I thought this might be a fun little thread.
First off, see my sig...
Some others:
"I've gotta feed my family" -Latrell Sprewell, on why he turned down a 10-million-dollars-a-year contract extension
"Nobody in football is a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein" -Joe Theisman
"People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000."
-Pete Incaviglia
"They shouldn't throw at me. I'm the father of five or six kids."
-Tito Fuentes, after getting hit by a pitch.
"Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican ?" -San Diego Padres announcer Jerry Coleman
"All of his saves have come during relief appearances." -Mets announcer Ralph kiner
"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid." -Terry Bradshaw
"Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win."
-Doug Collins |