Originally Posted by fieldmouse

This is going to be kinda embarrasing, since Genius_Penis knows an awful lot about me, but none of my friends know this happened, but I think it's time to share it with the world. I went out one night with my brothers and their friends, and I met a girl I knew from school. We got pretty hammered, and we ended up in an alley. She, erm, performed the art of fellatio, and I got kinda relaxed, and I let a massive one rip. The poor girl felt the full force of a Chienese-and-Guiness-Bottom-Burp. I haven't spoken to her since...