| This reminds me of when I started watching the WWF again in late 99. My re-introduction to wrestling went sorta like this:
"Hey, who's the champion right now"
"HHH"
"Who?"
"He used to go as Hunter Hearst Helmsley"
"Wait, you mean the guy who came out as a stuck-up snob from Connecticut and never won any matches?"
"Yeah"
"WHAT....THE HELL....IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!"
"Ok, so who was the champion before him?"
"Mankind"
"The same Mankind who wore a stupid mask, knew only two moves, pulled his hair out and only spoke about how crazy he is?"
"Yeah"
"WHAT....THE HELL...IS THAT?!?!?!?!"
"Wait, so who else is big right now?"
"Well, there's Stone Cold Steve Austin"
"You mean the pretty boy from WCW with the long blond hair?"
"Yeah"
"OK, this sucks, I'm going back to WCW. I heard there's gonna be an awesome Goldberg-Kevin Nash match tonight!!! NWO 4 Life!!!!!" |