| A couple of months ago i was visiting my old college and my phone rang while i was taking a piss at a bar, i went to pick it up and it fell in the toilet while i was still pissing. I realized i had to stop pissing on my phone, so i turned 45 degrees and started pissing in the corner. then i picked up my phone, washed it off, and it vibrated for like 10 minutes staraight got really really hot and never worked again |