| He's so fat, his belly button makes an echo.
He's so fat, that when the whales see him, they start singing 'We are family'
He's so fat, he uses a VCR as a pager.
He's so fat, he stood on a speak-your-weight machine, and it said 'Hey, one at a time'
He's so fat, he fell over and rocked himself to sleep trying to get back up.
He's so fat, it took me two hours to download his picture.
He's so fat, when he ran away, they used all four sides of the milk carton.
He's so fat, when he finishes turning around, they throw a welcome back party. |