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Well this is Torag's first show. Just to say all credit goes to Torag for Smackdown and I had no part in writing it. I'm pretty sure you all should notice the difference in grammar skills, no offence to Torag, but I've told him to improve upon that anyway...

WWE Judgement Day Results:

World Heavyweight Championship – Rey Mysterio vs Jbl – Jbl wins after a clothesline from hell out of no where on rey after he attetmpted a springboard dive.

Undertaker vs The Great Khali – before the match teddy long announced that the winner will be fired! Undertaker wins with the triangle choke which causes khali to pass out and also loose his job.

Mark Henry vs Kurt Angle – Angle wins by making henry tap out to the ankle lock.

King Of The Ring: Booker T vs Lashley – Lashley wins with the dominator.

WWE Tag Team Championships: MNM vs The Hooligans – Hooligans win after London scores a 450 splash on Mercury.

WWE Cruiserweight Championship: Gregory Helms vs Super Crazy – Crazy wins after a surprise enzugri followed by a moonsault.

Chris Benoit vs Finlay: Benoit makes finlay tap out with the crossface.

Melina vs Jillian Hall – Hall wins with a Diving cross body

26th May 2006 Smackdown!: Unlucky Day

The Pyro goes off after a video package airs on Jbl’s World title win at judgement day. Welcome to Friday night smackdown! Tonight we have teddy long making an a big announcement!

Jbl’s music hits and he makes his way out in his limousine. Jbl gets out of the car in his suit with the world title on one shoulder and the us title on the other shoulder. Jbl holds them high in the air and has his grin on his face. Jbl gets on the mic.

Jbl – for those to poor to afford a pay per view event, last night I become the world champion for the 2nd time by defeating rey mysterio. I am now the first person ever in smackdown history to become world champion and us champion at the same time. Rey I told you, you will be the third amigo but you just kept telling yourself that you had the heart to overcome everything. Your heart can overcome a lot of things but one thing it cant overcome is me, Jbl. Now that I am your champion ounce again I want you to all chant three letters, j,b,l.

The crowd instead chants Jbl sucks.

Jbl – you are all jelous that I am a rich man and im better off that most of you people. Hell im better off then all of you people I have three things, wealth, fame and the world heavyweight championship! What do you people have? You have a trailer, drugs and hookers. I am the greatest champion ever, my last title reign was the longest ever in the last 10 years, this time it will be the longest, ever!

Kurt angles music hits and he makes his way out. angle gets in the ring and grabs a mic from the side.

Angle – Jbl, let me tell you something I also have three things, integrity, intensity and intelligence. You wouldn’t be the world heavyweight champion if it wasn’t for…randy orton. Randy orton lost the match at wrestlemania not me! If it was a one on one match with rey mysterio I would still be champion! randy orton suffered the price and I broke his dam ankle! This past Sunday at judgement day, I beat mark henry who suffered the price when he screwed me out of my one on one rematch for that belt and my chance to be king of the ring ounce again. So tonight I want to take back what’s mine!

Jbl – whoah, whoah, whoah hold on there kurt. Tonight? It isn’t going to happen tonight im afraid, tonight I will not be defending the world heavyweight championship so I suggest you get out of my ring, or I will make you get out.

Teddy longs music hits and he makes his way out.

Teddy – since you both want to fight so much you will both have a match tonight, Jbl im afraid your gonna have to defend your title here tonight, but not the world heavyweight championship, the us championship! So tonight you will go one on one with, actually player ill let it be a surprise! And as for you angle, since you did not get a chance to compete further in the king of the ring, you will have a chance to prove if you really could have been a 2 time king of the ring when you face the king of the ring, Lashley! And since im out here I might as well make the big announcement, in 4 weeks Batista returns back to smackdown! Holla, holla, holla!

Angle looks happy that hes going to face Lashley but Jbl looks pissed that hes defending the us title against a mystery opponent. Well be right back.

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The new cruiserweight champion Super crazy comes out and he is set to go one on one with nunzio. Nunzio comes out next.

SUPER CRAZY VS NUNZIO – NON TITLE MATCH

Crazy and nunzio lock up and crazy gets a side headlock on, nunzio pushes crazy off and crazy comes off the ropes with a should block. Crazy bounces off the ropes but gets met with a drop kick by nunzio. Nunzio runs at crazy but crazy gets a back body drop over the top rope. Crazy then hits a diving cross body onto nunzio on the outside! Crazy rolls in nunzio and gets a 2. crazy lifts nunzio and hits a quick scoop slam and goes for a standing moonsault but nunzio moves out of the way.

Nunzio quickly gets onto the 2nd rope and hits a siccilian slice onto crazy. Nunzio covers but gets a 2. nunzio lifts crazy up and gives him a few elbows to the head. Nunzio goes to irish whip crazy but crazy reverses and then hits a drop kick! nunzio gets back up and crazy knocks him down with another drop kick. nunzio gets up again and crazy hits a springboard drop kick followed by a cover, 1…2..kick out! crazy lifts nunzio up and irish whips him into the corner. crazy runs at nunzio but nunzio moves but crazy jumped up onto the 2nd rope. Nunzio got a club to the back of crazy then got him up on his shoulder and it looks like hes going for a electric chair drop but crazy quickly rolled forward and has him in a roll up! 1….2…nunzio got out of it.

Crazy got up and then went for a sunset flip but nunzio quickly got down and has crazy in a pinning predicament 1….2…crazy then gets nunzio forward, 1…2…kick out! crazy cant belive it. Gregory helms then walks out and watches at the top of the ramp. Crazy goes over to nunzio but nunzio pulls him and sends crazy to the outside. Nunzio goes up to the top rope and goes for a cross body on crazy on the outside but crazy got a drop kick on nunzio in mid air! The crowd chant holy shit.

Crazy rolls nunzio into the ring and covers, 1….2...nunzio kicks out! crazy shakes his head in disbelief and decides to go up top. Crazy then sees helms and stops and stares at him but nunzio comes from behind and pushes crazy off which sends him into the barricade on the outside! Nunzio follows and goes outside and runs at crazy but crazy gets a drop toe hold and nunzio goes throat first onto the barricade. Crazy gets on top of the steel steps and waits for nunzio to get up, nunzio is up and crazy hits a moonsault off the steps on him! Crazy and nunzio lye there for abit and crazy slowly gets up and puts nunzio back in the ring. Crazy covers nunzio, 1…2….nunzio gets his foot on the bottom rope! Crazy cant put away nunzio. Crazy lifts nunzio up and places him on the top rope and crazy climbs as well, crazy looks like hes going for a superplex but nunzio blocks and gets a few shots on crazy, crazy then fights back and then hits a spainish fly! Crazy covers, 1…2…3. its over!

WINNER: SUPER CRAZY

Crazy celebrates his win and helms looks on and hes impressed. Helms then signals that he wants the cruiserweight title belt back.

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Backstage: mark henry is backstage and he sees Lashley.

Henry – well, well, well, it’s the king of the ring bobby Lashley. You see Lashley, you wouldn’t be king of the ring if it wasn’t for your lucky win over me. You didn’t pin me, you didn’t make me tap out either. At judgement day it shouldve been me against Booker t not you.

Lashley – I beat you and I advanced, I don’t think you cant take that. My match against kurt angle is later tonight, unlike you im going to beat angle tonight and further my career.

Lashley walks off and henry doesn’t look happy.

Back in the arena paul London ‘s music hits and London and Kendrick make there way out with there newly won tag team titles. The gymini come out next.

PAUL LONDOND/BRIAN KENDRICK VS THE GYMINI’S

London and jake start off first and both men lock up, jake powers London into the corner and backs off smiling. London and jake lock up again and jake locks in a easy side headlock on London. London tries to push jake off but jake takes him down and keeps the side headlock locked on. London makes it to the ropes and jake breaks the hold. London gets up holding his neck and pretends to lock up with jake again but gets a kick in the mid section, London then slides under jakes leg and hits a drop kick to the back sending jake into there corner. London tags in Kendrick, Kendrick gets a few rights on jake but jake just powers him off, Kendrick then runs back at him and hits a nice dropkick followed by a cover, 1…kick out.

Kendrick tags London back in and London gets a kick on jakes leg then a kick on his other leg, jake gets brought down to his knees. London then bounces off the ropes but jake stops the momentum with a big powerslam! Jake tags in jesse. Jesse stomps on London then lifts him up and slams him back down and covers but gets a 2. jesse gets London in the corner and pummels him with rights and then drives his shoulder into London a few times. Jesse tags jake back in and holds London for jake and jake gets a right on London. Jake gets a kick on London in the gut while he was trying to get up which sends him back down.

Jake lifts London up and locks in a abdominal stretch, after a while jake breaks the hold and throws London to the outside. Jake distracts the referee while jesse beats down on London on the outside, jesse throws London back in and jake covers, 1…2…kick out! jake lifts London up but London goes for a kick, jake grabbed the leg though but London comes back with a enzugri! Both men are down! London slowly crawls towards Kendrick and makes the hot tag! Kendrick tries to knock jake down with a clothesline but jake doesn’t go down, Kendrick tries again but it didn’t work, Kendrick then bounces off the ropes and hits a spinning wheel kick which sends jake down, jesse runs in and goes for a clothesline but Kendrick ducks which causes jesse to run into a drop sault from London.

Kendrick then tells London to go up top and I think London wants that 450 splash. London is up but then jake gets on the apron and pulls the ropes which causes London to land on his crotch on the top. Kendrick then runs at jake but jake gets a back elbow, jake gets back in the ring and goes for a powerbomb on Kendrick but Kendrick gets a double leg takedown and gets a jacknife pin! 1…2…jesse runs in and breaks the count, jesse lifts Kendrick up and gets him in a cross body slam position but then London gets a missle dropkick on kendricks back which sends him down on jesse, jesse rolls to the outside, jake then goes for a clothesline on Kendrick but Kendrick moves out of the way and then hits a sliced bread on him! 1…2…3.

WINNERS: PAUL LONDON/BRIAN KENDRICK

Both men celebrate there win.

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Were back and josh mathews is backstage.

Josh – hi im josh mathews and here I have the former world champion rey mysterio, so rey how do you feel about losing your title at judgement day and also your thoughts on kurt angle wanting a title shot?

Rey – well josh, obviously im not feeling good about my title loss, but the time I did have the belt It was the best time of my life. But on the angle situation, ive been informed that next week it will be me against kurt angle in a number one contenders match for the world heavyweight championship.

Rey walks off but then runs into kurt angle. Both men stare at each other for a bit then go there separate ways. Up next its kurt angle vs Lashley!

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Kurt angles music hits to a deafening cheer as he comes out. Lashley comes out next and he gets a similer response.

KURT ANGLE VS LASHLEY

Both men have a slight stare down and then lock up. Lashley gets a go behind and slams angle on the mat and spins round and locks in a ground headlock. Angle manages to get out of it and gets a ground waist lock but Lashley gets some elbows to the head and both men get up and stare each other down again. Both men lock up ounce more and angle gets a side headlock. Lashley tries to get a back suplex but angle gets back down and gets a headlock takedown. Angle keeps the headlock locked in and Lashley makes it to the ropes. Angle gets up and stomps on the back of the neck.

Angle lifts Lashley up and goes for a suplex but Lashley reverses and hits a suplex of his own. Lashley gets a few clotheslines on angle followed by a belly to belly suplex. Lashley goes for another but angle blocks and hits a belly to belly of his own and hes intense. Angle goes for a clothesline but Lashley ducks it and hits a scoop up back body drop. angle stumbles to his feet at the ropes and Lashley clotheslines him over the top, well be back after the break!

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Were back and Lashley has a standing sleeper hold locked in, inside the ring. Angle gets a few elbows to the gut and hits a back suplex. Angle stomps on the lower back and stomps his way all the way to the back of his neck. Angle lifts Lashley up and hits a suplex for a 1 count. Angle locks in a body scissors on Lashley. Lashley is stirring in pain and cant make it to the ropes, angle decides to lock in a rear naked choke along with the body scissors to inflict more pain. Lashley eventually gets out of the hold and gets some right hands on angle. Lashley gets to his feet but gets brought back down with a big clothesline from angle. Angle covers, 1…kick out. angle locks in a sleeper on the mat.

The referee sees Lashley passed out and puts his arm up, and it goes down. the ref does it again and Lashley ‘s arm goes down a 2nd time. the 3rd time Lashley’s arm stayed up and he starts to feel the adrenaline. Lashley gets to his feet and gets a few elbows to the gut, Lashley pushes angle into the ropes, angle bounces off but runs into a big boot from Lashley. Lashley knocks angle down again with a clothesline followed by a northen lights driver. Lashley gets the bridge, 1…2…kick out by angle! Lashley gets up and heads to the corner and is wanting the spear! Angle stutters to his feet and Lashley charges but angle moves out of the way and Lashley goes shoulder first into the steel post.

Angle then quickly from behind hits an angle slam! Angle covers, 1…2...no! Lashley gets the shoulder up! angle is shocked and tells the ref it was 3. angle gets up and looks intense and pulls down the straps. Angle grabs the leg of Lashley and locks in the ankle lock! Lashley quickly gets on his back though and kicks angle off, Lashley gets to his feet and hits a spear from no where! 1…2…angle manages to kick out! Lashley gets up and lifts angle up and is looking for the dominator. Lashley gets him up for it but angle slides down and gets a roll up, 1…2…3.

WINNER: KURT ANGLE

Angle looks happy to win. Lashley looks stunned but angle and Lashley shake hands. Angle then gets on the 2nd rope and signals that he will be the world champion.

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Were back and Benoit is in his street clothes getting a coffee when from no where finlay comes from behind and hits him with the shilayly and continues to pummel him with it until some wrestlers come in and break him up, finlay knocks them all away with the shilayly and goes at Benoit again with it. Finlay then drops his shilayly and lifts him up and hits the emerald fusion on the concrete floor, finlay leaves with the shilayly with a sick smile and some referees come and check on Benoit and Benoit is bleeding iternaly.

The screen switches to Jbl who is walking the hall ways ready for his mystery opponent tonight for the us championship.

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Were back and Jbl’s music hits and he makes his way out in his limo. Jbl gets on the mic to loud boo’s.

Jbl – tonight I am being forced to defend my us championship to a mystery guy. Whoever is facing me tonight will learn not to screw with me. I am the us champion and the world heavyweight champion. I am the first person to be both at the same time since the us championship was resurrected 3 years ago. I am a us champion because I am a true American heroe! And im the world heavyweight champion because I am a wrestling god! So bring out my opponent now!

Jbl waits for a while and shelton benjamins music hits! Jbl is surprised and shelton looks ready.

JBL VS SHELTON BENJAMIN – US CHAMPIONSHIP

While shelton is doing his entrance on the 2nd rope, Jbl comes from behind and hits a back suplex from there! Jbl covers, 1…2…no! this is off to a good start. Jbl stomps on shelton and keeps him down with boots and stomps. Jbl lifts shelton up and hits a short arm clothesline. Jbl still holds on to benjamin’s arm and hits another short arm clothesline. Jbl lets go and then hits a series of elbow drops. Jbl quickly gets on the 2nd rope then hits a elbow drop from there and covers, 1…2..shoulder up.

Jbl puts his arm up signalling for the end, shelton makes it to his feet and Jbl bounces off the ropes and goes for a clothesline from hell but shelton ducks and hits a neckbreaker! Shelton makes it to his feet again and so does Jbl, shelton hits a clothesline followed by a spinning wheel kick. shelton goes for the superkick but Jbl blocks, spins shelton around and gets hit with the dragon whip, shelton covers but gets a 2. shelton is now stalking Jbl. Shelton goes for the t-bone on Jbl but Jbl gets a couple of elbows to the back of the head. Jbl goes for the clothesline from hell ounce again but gets stopped by a t bone suplex! Shelton covers but the referee got knocked out by Jbl’s legs while he was being t-bone’d.

Shelton goes over to try to wake the ref up to no avail. Shelton goes back over to Jbl to lift him up but Jbl gets a low blow from no where! Jbl then puts shelton between his legs and hits a powerbomb. Out of no where though rey mysterio comes in and hits a drop kick to the back and Jbl lands on the 2nd rope! Mysterio goes to dial it up but Jbl ducks and hits a big boot sending rey to the outside, angle now comes in and goes to angle slam Jbl but Jbl gets off it and clotheslines him over the rope.

Jbl forgot about shelton and has his back turned, shelton takes advantage and hits a springboard bull dog! Shelton has a ton of adrenaline. Shelton lifts Jbl up and hits the t-bone ounce again, the ref comes over slowly, 1…………..2………..3 hes done it!

WINNER AND NEW US CHAMPION: SHELTON BENJAMIN

Shelton cant belive it, hes first night back on smackdown and hes won the united states championship. Shelton celebrates and heads to the back. Jbl slowly gets up using the ropes and is yelling “no! this cant be happening”. Angle and rey come back into the ring and Jbl doesn’t know, rey then hits the 619 onto Jbl’s mid section while he wasn’t watching! Jbl stumbles back and angle hits the angle slam! Jbl is laid out and angle and rey stare each other down.

MATCHES NEXT WEEK:

Rey Mysterio vs Kurt Angle – Number One Contendership

Super Crazy vs Gregory Helms – Cruiserweight Championship

Paul London/Brian Kendrick vs Kid Kash/Jamie Noble

Undertaker vs Snitsky