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Rep Power: 7  | How to liven up the Olympics?
Right, we all know that there are some really, really crap sports at the olympics.
How would you liven them up a bit? Forget all laws and stuff like that, this is purely the best way to run it.
My suggestions:
FENCING: Before each bout, both competitors must down five tequilas, then spin around 20 times. Forget armour. That'd possibly be the greatest thing to watch, drunk dizzy dudes with swords.
SWIMMING: Halfway through, release the piranahas. Then see how fast the f.uckers can swim the last 50m.
ARCHERY: The two opponents stand opposite each other wearing armour with three small holes in it. The last person alive wins.
JUDO: Get the fat hairy guys fighting outside pubs to do WWE style run-ins.
EQUESTRIAN - Every time the horse makes a mistake, another leg goes off to the glue factory.
CLAY PIGEON SHOOTING: Re-invent the sport as Drive-by Clay Pigeon Shooting. The clay pigeon lies on a table, then the competiors must release a CD that J-M, Hyde and Rambo all listen to. They must drive by in a Mustang with tinted windows and annihalate the clay pigeon.
HIGH JUMP - have a couple of chainsaws take the place of the bar. You don't jump high enough, you lose a limb.
MEDAL CEROMONY - The archers stand on one side, the archery target on the other. |
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