| Yep, them karate lesson I learned from Chuck Norris and the basketball lessons you taught me as well, really paid of right before I was about to get raped. You see they used chloroform to knock me out, but right as they threw it I roundhouse kicked it back to them via round house kick. Knocking them out, then I actedr to be asleep so when the others, that where supposed to carry me to the leader camethey thaught I was asleep. They carried me to the leader, and she said leave him be. I was like alright this might not be so bad, till I looked up and it was the ugliest bitch in the world, and she had herpes and aid's, and she was a transcistite. Well, with the only thing I could find(a basketball) I battled my way out, but using every move I learned. I then threw it ontop of her head, and ran jumping over the midget african rapist like I was running hurdles, I made it out just as the bitch explode. |