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AudioSavior · 07-26-2004, 03:45 PM

Came across this and thought you guys might get a laugh.

>>You Know You're From Boston If...
>>1. You have to dial the area code to call your neighbor
>>2. You think crosswalks are for babies
>>3. Khaki's are something you start the car with
>>4. You think if someone's nice to you, they either want something or they're from out of town (and probably lost)
>>5. You know how to cross 4 lanes of traffic in 5 seconds
>>6. If you hear someone say "pahk the cah in hahvad yahd" one more time you're going to bitch slap them upside the head.
>>7. Anything past Worcester is "the middle of nowhere"
>>8. You think it's not actually tailgating unless your bumper is
touching the car in front of you.
>>9. You know that a yellow light means at least 5
more cars can get through
>>10. And that a red light means 2 more can.
>>11. Crown Victoria = undercover cop
>>12. Subway is a fast food place.
>>13. The transportation system is known as the "T", and only the "T"
>>14. For the cost of your house, you could own a small town in Iowa.
>>15. There are 6 Dunkin Donuts within 20 minutes of your house.
>>16. You or someone in your family has a Smart Tag
>>17. When people talk about the "curse of the Bambino", you know what they're talking about (and believe in it too)
>>18. You know what the blinking red light atop the Hancock tower means in
the summer.
>>19. You think of Rhode Island as the "deep south"
>>20. You think the Yankee's suck.
>>21. You believe using a turn signal "gives away your plan to the
enemy"
>>22. If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have
3 names
>>23. Someone has honked at you because you didn't peel out the second
the light turned green.
>>24. You've honked at someone because they didn't peel out the second
the light turned green.
>>25. All the potholes just add excitement to your driving experiences.
>>26. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it.
>>27. Six inches of snow is considered a "dusting"
>>28. 3 days of 90+ heat is definitely a "heat wave" and 63 degree
weather is "wicked warm".
>>29. $15 to park is a bargain
>>30. You cringe every time you hear some actor/actress try to do "the Boston accent" in a movie - if you don't have it, you're never gonna get it
right, even if you were born here.
>>31. The word wicked was a major part of your vocab. along with calling
chocolate sprinkles at the ice cream shop Jimmy's!

07-26-2004, 03:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
AudioSavior Devils Advocate Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 15,801 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 22	You know you're from Boston if..... Came across this and thought you guys might get a laugh. >>You Know You're From Boston If... >>1. You have to dial the area code to call your neighbor >>2. You think crosswalks are for babies >>3. Khaki's are something you start the car with >>4. You think if someone's nice to you, they either want something or they're from out of town (and probably lost) >>5. You know how to cross 4 lanes of traffic in 5 seconds >>6. If you hear someone say "pahk the cah in hahvad yahd" one more time you're going to bitch slap them upside the head. >>7. Anything past Worcester is "the middle of nowhere" >>8. You think it's not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car in front of you. >>9. You know that a yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through >>10. And that a red light means 2 more can. >>11. Crown Victoria = undercover cop >>12. Subway is a fast food place. >>13. The transportation system is known as the "T", and only the "T" >>14. For the cost of your house, you could own a small town in Iowa. >>15. There are 6 Dunkin Donuts within 20 minutes of your house. >>16. You or someone in your family has a Smart Tag >>17. When people talk about the "curse of the Bambino", you know what they're talking about (and believe in it too) >>18. You know what the blinking red light atop the Hancock tower means in the summer. >>19. You think of Rhode Island as the "deep south" >>20. You think the Yankee's suck. >>21. You believe using a turn signal "gives away your plan to the enemy" >>22. If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have 3 names >>23. Someone has honked at you because you didn't peel out the second the light turned green. >>24. You've honked at someone because they didn't peel out the second the light turned green. >>25. All the potholes just add excitement to your driving experiences. >>26. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it. >>27. Six inches of snow is considered a "dusting" >>28. 3 days of 90+ heat is definitely a "heat wave" and 63 degree weather is "wicked warm". >>29. $15 to park is a bargain >>30. You cringe every time you hear some actor/actress try to do "the Boston accent" in a movie - if you don't have it, you're never gonna get it right, even if you were born here. >>31. The word wicked was a major part of your vocab. along with calling chocolate sprinkles at the ice cream shop Jimmy's!