| My friends I been pulled over several times on the way to school, and never once have we gotten a ticket when we have been wearing our kilts. The one day Jess wore her pants and got pulled over, she got a ticket, but Jen didnt get one a few weeks later, and she was going about 10 km/h faster.
Cops like teenage girls in kilts.
And they get free Tims. That kinda pisses me off. For all you non-canadians, Tim Hortons is a huge coffee chain, and their food is delicious. |