| WWE Title: Eddie Guerrero vs. Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw
If they put the title on JBL, I will officially stop watching the WWE.
Winner: Eddie Guerrero
US Championship: John Cena vs. Rene Dupree
Cena will get the win, but I don't think this feud is over, which kinda sucks because Cena needs to go back to being a heel.
Winner: John Cena
Undertaker vs. Booker T
Gee, wonder who is going to win this one? I'm sick of the Taker and him beating all these people. He DOES NOT DRAW!! No new fans are going to come in to see the Undertaker, that had been proven times before. But, oh well.
Winner: (ugh) Undertaker
Torrie Wilson vs. Dawn Marie
Oh WHY WHY WHY?!?! These 2 didn't suck enough last time, seriously throw some cruiserweights on here and make it a decent match instead of this crap. Anyways...
Winner: Torrie (yay)
Charlie Haas & Rico vs. Bob Holly and Billy Gunn
Want to talk about the death of the tag team division? How the hell does Billy Gunn still have a job? Who cares, every one knows that the "funny, crazy gay guy" and his straight as an arrow partner go over.
Winner: Haas and Rico
Chavo Guerrero vs. Jacqueline (for the FREAKING CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE!!!)
Ok jeez...this show sucks. I hope they draw about 20 PPV buys and never ever ever ever book this crap again.
Winner: Chavo (if there is a God)
The Dudley vs. Rey and RVD
Well, at least they Rey-RVD team is kinda new and exciting. Of course, you have to build heat for the heels though.
Winner: The Dudley
Oh, and Mordecai will beat whoever he faces
Should suck, nothing new. |