| Sports Blow
I don't like sports.
Baseball: Too boring! After you've seen three innings you've seen more than you need to. What's the point? Without time the game seems to drag on endlessly. Not bad with a beer, but nothings bad with a beer.
Football: Too chaotic! There's little strategy involved in any football game. It's merely a bunch of fat and/or big guys running into each other at full blast. You can't see all the players movements and decisions on any given play, so what's the point in it at all? Football just serves the mentally inepts desire for violence which happens to go over well in America.
Hockey: The puck is too small and moves too fast. How are you supposed to actually follow this? It's all over the damned place.
Basketball: The game is just a constant back and forth spell. It could make one dizzy. It tires me. Why have four quarters? Why not have 1 minute? What's the difference when it's all just back and forth anyway? I'd rather see them out there in a fresh minute then after an hours time (or whatever) when they are all tired and doing the same thing they were doing at the start of the game, except slower.
Soccer: See basketball. Pointless game for Europeans and Americans who like to pretend they live in another country.
Boxing: What a bunch of pansies! They can't use their legs. They can't grapple at all. Again, it gets tiring. Who wants to watch this crap?
The only sport worthwhile is Mixed Martial Arts (UFC and Pride mainly). Watching two guys completely break each other down through pure strength, endurance, and skill. It's contains all the drama that other sports should contain along with the non-herd component of individuality. These guys can't rely on someone else, it's just them alone in a field of glory theirs for the taking. |