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If you ever doubted Mike Tyson's sanity,this might clear it up for you LOL. He is seriously disturbed. Some of them are funny as hell though.





"It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."

"I'm not Mother Teresa. But I'm also not Charles Manson!"

(This one had potential until the last line LOL)

"Fear is your best friend or your worst enemy. It's like fire. If you can control it, it can cook for you; it can heat your house. If you can't control it, it will burn everything around you and destroy you. If you can control your fear, it makes you more alert, like a deer coming across the lawn."


"I'm on the Zoloft [an antidepressant] to keep from killing y'all."

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian." ( HAHA, never been there )

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating." (ya fur sure :roll: )

?[He] called me a ?rapist? and a ?recluse.? I?m not a recluse.? (naturally)

"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend." :eek:


"He was screaming like my wife." ( HAHAHAHA )

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined." ( He starts off so normal lol )

"There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That's okay. Just spell my name right." ( Ok Tison )

"I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain." [/b]