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Old 08-29-2009, 09:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Re: Don de Vries

August 26th 2009
w/ Jay Walters vs Ralph McCoy & Shadow Equinox

Orlando Maxwell leads a cameraman inside a gym, past where several people are practicing kickboxing, and over to a wrestling mat, where Don de Vries is sparring. He and his opponent lock up, and he quickly gains control, hitting a rear waistlock takedown, and soon forcing on a rear naked choke, forcing his adversary to tap out. Don hops back up, grabs a towel and walks off the mat, where Orlando approaches him.

Orlando: Don, we see you’ve been training hard, presumably for your title match against Joey Nicholas at Meltdown. In the mean time, you’ll be facing the team of Ralph McCoy and Shadow Equinox. Care to comment?

Don: Yeah- My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, I’m just ferocious, I wanna eat their children!

Orlando: Oh- O-kay … Have you been hanging around Mike Tyson.

Don: No, why?

Orlando: Just wondering. Now, about your match with Nicholas-

Don: Joey Nicholas has a horseshoe up his ass- I told him that two weeks ago! Come meltdown, I’m gonna pull that sumbitch out, and beat him over the head with it!

Orlando: I see, how original. Anything else you want to say to the fans out there?

Don: Um … Well let me tell you something, BROTHER-

Orlando: Listen, if you’re not into doing this interview I can just go.

Don: Come on, it’s really stressful trying to come up with these big-fight soundbites. You’re just an interviewer, you wouldn’t understand, but I’m expected to sell pay-per-views here.

Orlando: Alright, fine. So do you have any more words for you opponents?

Don: Well .. You know what?

Don lunges towards his sparring partner, pulls him in, and plants him with a hard belly-to-belly suplex.

Sparring Partner: Ah, my back! My Back!

Don: You can tell them I said that.

He walks back to the locker room.




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