| I never talk to random people. I'm one of those "only speak when i have something important to say" kinda guys, so bullshitting with telemarketers isnt my cup of tea. I also dont like ####ing with them, because i used to do that for a while and i know how much it sucks, and i pity them.
I do, however, have a funny talking to random people story. Last weekend, me and a couple of my friends from college went up to Buffalo to visit a friend of ours. We went to see the Rangers-Sabres game, and my friends father came along with us. He was really drunk and was just striking up conversations with everyone. we were taking the subway from the arena to the bars, and he strikes up a conversation with two random guys, and says to them (bear in mind, that his son is sitting right next to him): "So I married this Ukranian chick, and things are starting to get a little stale..."
We all burst into laughter, and everyone else on the subway started laughing too. It was so ####ing funny |