Matt S.

Also why A-Train never works in the stealth stake-out people in the police.

"There's our suspect now at the window Albert, zoom in with the binoculars."

"Sure thing....WAAAAAARRRRRRGGGH!"

*The criminal jumps out of the window and speeds away in his car.*

"Must have been a tip-off, I'll put these away...WAAAAAAAARRRRGH!"

Or in a registry office.

"You may kiss the bride...WAAARRRRGH!"

He'd work as a member of Slipknot. All they do is go WAAAAARRRRGH a bit.

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