Matt S.

Here's my card:

WWE Title:
Brock Lesnar © vs. Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit
[i:post_uid0]Brock against the only two men to make him tap out. Kurt and Benoit are the last two in the rumble, Benoit is leaning against the ropes, Benoit pulls the ropes down, but Kurt still catches Benoit, and they're both eliminated. The solution? Both will be in the main event at Wrestlemania. Lesnar can (just) defeat Cena at No Way Out, setting up the main event. Benoit to win this one via Crossface on Lesnar, to set up his first WWE Title run.[/i:post_uid0]

World Championship:
Chris Jericho vs. Goldberg
[i:post_uid0]Very simple title story - Bischoff decides that Jericho deserves a title shot. Why do you have to hate the title holder to get a title shot nowadays? Anyway, Goldberg sort of dominates Jericho before the match after Jericho keeps attempting (failed) backstage ambushes, but in the match, Jericho pulls it off with a roll-up out of nowhere.[/i:post_uid0]

World Tag Titles:
The Dudleyz vs. Batista and Randy Orton vs. Triple H and Ric Flair
[i:post_uid0]Triple H (accompanied by Ric Flair) should get big matches, whilst Batista and Orton should be booked against midcarders for this one (Jindrak, Cade, Hurricane). Orton and Batista complain to Flair and HHH that they aren't getting the attention they deserve, and therefor they aren't getting the matches. Triple H tells them that Flair and himself get the glory, because you see a man has had more titles than Orton and Batista have had hot meals, and you also see the Game, and it will stay that way because he is THAT DAMN GOOD!

Next week, Orton and Batista are scheduled against Jindrak and Cade. Halfway through the match, Flair and HHH come out, dressed to fight, yelling how boring the match is, and for them to move over so they can have their title shot against the Dudleyz. Orton and Batista move out, only to run back in and cost HHH and Flair the titles. Bischoff announces the triple threat tag match. Orton and Batista to pin HHH in this one, to continue the legend killer thing of Orton, and to push the two as faces.[/i:post_uid0]

U.S. Championship
John Cena © vs. Eddie Guerrero
[i:post_uid0]Cena as the face, as WWE seem to want, Guerrero as heel, which WWE can do. Cena defeats Show for the US title, as is wise. Guerrero reminds Cena, and everybody, that as the first ever United States champion, he is entitled to a title shot. Cena reminds Eddie via freestyle that he isn't entitled to anything, but if he wants a shot, to bring it on. Eddie goes to freestyle back, loses things to say, so attacks Cena instead.

Commence back-and-forth fued, with Cena winning this one.[/i:post_uid0]

Intercontinental Title Ladder Match:
Rob Van Dam vs. Kane
[i:post_uid0]Book RVD as a huge step up from Shane as should be done. Have Kane destroy RVD with sneak attacks and ambushes. Have him do the heel-ish things like that. Rob Van Dam challenges Kane to any type of match he wants. Kane feels that at 7 feet tall, he wouldn't have to climb as high as RVD to get that belt, so due to the natural advantage, he wants a ladder match. The match ends with a Chokeslam off of the ladder for Kane, even if RVD had to make the landing a little crappy.[/i:post_uid0]

Old School Match:
Steve Austin vs. Undertaker (as the Phenom).
[i:post_uid0]Taker should come back as the dark heel that he once was. Taker starts causing mayhem, absolutely destroying stars in and out of the ring. He is about to finish off Zach Gowans career in some way on Smackdown, when Austin shows up and beats him around, then follows up with the stunner.

The following weeks, the two meet face to face two or three times, but neither can get an advantage on each other. Book them as a perfect match for each other - they are as good as one another. At WM, Undertaker gets the win with a Tombstone Piledriver, and you could play up the whole thing with Austins neck, so there's possiblity for another match if it's good with the fans.[/i:post_uid0]

Womens Championship - Two out of Three Falls:
Molly Holly vs. Trish Stratus
[i:post_uid0]They should turn Molly face, and give her music that isn't horribly generic. Trish should be heel with the whole Jericho thing. Trish gets jealous of Mollys long title run, and wants to get it back for herself. Commence womens title match on Raw. Molly wins cleanly. Trish gets angry, and beats down Molly, yelling how the title is hers, and she steals it from her, in a jealous rage. Trish to win at WM, after Molly easily wins the first fall, the ref gets bumped, and Trish hits Molly with a 2x4, enough to knock her down for two three counts.[/i:post_uid0]

Booker T vs. Christian
[i:post_uid0] Goldust loses to Goldust at No Way Out. Goldusts going to be canned anyway, keep him onto Wrestlemania. Christian attacks Goldust backstage, and injures him. Booker T takes offence with this attack to his former tag partner, and challenges Christian to a match to avenge the attack on Goldust. Bischoff adds a stipulation - if Christian wins, Goldust is fired. If Booker wins, Goldust gets a title shot, followed by Booker T. Booker and Christian agree. On the Raw before WM, we see a supposedly live satellite link to Goldust, giving a motivational speech, but Christian attacks him in his own home. Booker T wants the match to be no DQ so he can do all he wants to Christian. At WM, Bischoff whacks Booker in the head with a chair, causing him to stumble into the Unprettier, to lose 1-2-3.[/i:post_uid0]

Cruiserweight Title "Six Pack" Match:
Tajiri © vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Ultimo Dragon vs. Billy Kidman vs. Akio vs. Jamie Noble

[i:post_uid0]Very simple indeed - Heyman announces a match to truly test Tajiris title credentials - the six pack challenge for the Cruiserweight title. Akio appears to be as dedicated to teamwork with Tajiri as ever, and they team up, However, Mysterio takes out Tajiri, then hits Akio with the 619 to take the cruiserweight title.[/i:post_uid0]

Hardcore Holly vs. Rhyno
[i]A fued starts when Vince McMahon refuses Holly a match against Lesnar. Instead, he can take the McMahon challenge, and if he wins, he gets his match with Brock. Vince will give Holly five opponents - all mystery opponents. He must face the first at WM to set him up, and if he falls at the first hurdle, he's off of Smackdown for good. He will then face the next on Smackdown, then the next the week after, the next the week after that, and so on. The opponents will stay a mystery untill he's in the ring.

Holly admits to Funaki (#1 announcer!) that he's having trouble preparing. He could be facing Big Show, but then again, he could be facing Rey Mysterio. He's having to make guesses.

WM approaches, and Holly has made his entrance. Vinces music starts up, and Vinnie Mac walks onto the stage, dressed to fight. Rhyno then attacks Holly from behind, and Vince stays at ringside, yelling advice and motivation to Rhyno. Holly hits a modified top rope Falcon Arrow, and Vince steps onto the apron to disrupt the ref. Holly can't believe it, and exhanges punches with Vince on the apron. Rhyno pulls himself to his feet, and runs to Gore holly. Holly moves, and Vince gets the gore off of the apron. Holly rolls up Rhyno to win the opening match.

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