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0:02-0:14-Tag Team Championship
Kurt Angle and ??? VS Edge and Christian (C)
Angle comes out first to huge heat. He gets in the ring and grabs a microphone.
Angle: This is a momentous occasion in my career. Within my short time in the WWF I've already been able to prove that I am without a shadow of a doubt the best singles competitor of all time. After winning this match against my greedy ex-friends Edge and Christian I will take their spot as being the top Tag Competitor in the world, along with my new partner......
**The crowd is in a silent hush, all of a sudden The British Bulldog's music hits!**
It's the Bulldog! Wasn't he drafted by WCW? Rumor has it that he was relieved of his duties from World's Crappiest Wrestling, and with Vampiro gone the WWF had an open slot to sign him! Angle must have really used his pull as WWF Champion to get his new Tag Partner a contract here!
Bulldog gets a nostalgia pop despite being aligned with Angle. He enters the ring and him and Angle shake hands to a huge amount of heat.
Edge and Christians music hits to an absolutely massive pop. Edge starts the match against Angle and it is underway!
After the bell rings, Edge is in control. He grabs Angle in a rear headlock and moves over to tag Christian, instead of tagging back Christian moves away, he gives Edge the finger. Edge is shocked!
Bulldog enters the ring despite the ref's warnings and him and Angle two on one attack Edge. Christian rolls into the ring and much to the shock of the fans joins in!
The three men beat down Edge!
Bulldog hits an Oklahoma Slam, he picks up Edge and Angle hits an Angle slam. They instruct Christian to hit the Unprettier and he does so. Angle being the legal man motions for everybody to clear out of the ring, they do so. Angle covers Edge in an extremely arrogant fashion for the three count.
Angle grabs both Tag Team Championships and does a victory lap around the ring. Angle, Christian, and Bulldog share a group hug while the fans go nuts hurling obscenities and cursing out the new faction.
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0:14-0:18-Commercials
0:18-0:28-A clip that was sent into WWF headquarters with no return address is aired. It is fairly obvious as to who is in the clip and what it is about.
**The scene opens up to a desolate wood cabin. The walls are lined with animal heads on plaques. The place is some what messy and drab. The camera appears to be resting on a counter top as the man in the scene, Steve Austin begins speaking.** Austin: Welcome to cooking with Steve, I'm your host "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and if you want to learn how to cook yourself a hell of a sandwich give me a hell yeah.
This isn't just any sandwich. I've got that ugly sumbitch Vince McMahon in the other room. Stone Cold Steve Austin isn't a cruel man so whenever I kidnap somebody I try to feed them. It's been about two days since I last fed McMahon, the jackass has gotta be hungry!
First we've gotta go into my trusty refrigerator, see what I've got.
**Austin grabs the camera and drags it over to the fridge. To reveal what looks like empty shelves. A 6 pack of beer stands out, as well as some moldy bread, bologna, and mustard. Austin grabs all four items and places them on the counter.** Austin: Alright folks, looks like we're making McMahon my specialty, a Stone Cold Sammich!
Any good cook knows that beer adds flavor.
**Steve Austin begins to pour beer all over the rusty Bologna.**
MMMM, MMMM, ggggoooood. That sumbitch is lucky he got kidnapped by such a master chef, let's hope he doesn't develop Stockholm syndrome.
We've got some fresh bread straight from the bakery of Austin 3:16.
**Austin grabs two moldy slices, crumpling them in the process. He slabs a few slices of meat between them in order to make a sorry looking sandwich.** Austin: Most of all, you can't have a dry sandwich. That's where the mustard comes in.
**Austin places the sandwich on a plate and squirts mustard all over the top of it, not caring about opening the bread in order to conceal the topping. The sandwich ends up being drowned in mustard.** Austin: Now time to bring this to McMahon. Oh wait, almost forgot!
**Austin grabs an empty Foldgers can as well. Austin proceeds down the hall into the basement. The room opens up to McMahon chained to a radiator. He has appeared to have urinated himself. As soon as he sees the camera he begins sobbing and yelling "HELP ME DAMMIT, GET ME OUT OF HERE". After realizing that nobody will come to his aid, his screams venture into cries.** Austin: You sorry sumbitch. Look, I made you a sandwich.
**Austin throws the sandwich at McMahon, not even leaving it on a plate. It hits the dirty basement floor and collects a years worth of dust.** Austin: You don't want to insult the chef do you? EAT IT!
**McMahon being desperate for food slowly begins eating the sandwich while continually sobbing.** Austin: You make me sick. Oh yeah, here's a can to piss in. Keep your dignity while your at it. That, and my cabin is beginning to smell too much like your sorry ass. If I'm not made number 30 by the end of tonight's broadcast all that footage I've taped is going to be released, you can bet your sorry ass on that!
**Austin kicks McMahon in the stomach and drops the camera. Austin leaves the picture and we are left with the lasting image of a soiled beaten down McMahon sobbing while eating a mustard sandwich.** 0:28-0:32-Commercials 0:32-0:34-The Rock is backstage with Kevin Kelly.
Kevin Kelly: Later tonight you will face Lance Storm. If you lose to the man who pinned you last week, our Main Event this Sunday at the Rumble could be a Triple Threat. How does this effect your game plan? The Rock: Game plan? You want to know how this effects The Rock's game plan? What do you know about game plans? The closest thing you've ever made to a game plan is trying to figure out how you will move out of your mothers house by the time your 40!
In all seriousness, The Rock does not like to lose. The Rock rarely loses, and when The Rock does it sets off a switch in his head. Lance, you flipped that switch. You may have had the biggest victory in your career last week, perhaps proven that you're maple leaf ass can play with the big boys. Make no mistake, The Rock guarrendamntees that tonight he is out for blood. The Rock is out to prove to his MILLIONS, and MILLIONS of fans that he is better than Lance Storm and that what happened last week will never happen again. The Rock says....
**Jericho enters** Jericho: Listen Rocky, I'm going to make this short and sweet.
The Rock: How dare you interrupt The Great One!
Jericho: Cut the shenanigans junior! You obviously are having some trouble comprehending why I am here so I'm going to spell it out for you. With Lawler and Angle both gunning for you there is no way you're going to have a clean match tonight. I just wanted to let you know that the last thing I want is that jackass Lance Storm Main Eventing The Royal Rumble. Tonight, I've got your back. The Rock: The Rock never wanted, nor did he ever ask for your help. Although.....he will take it. You see Jericho, you Canadians might be weird but you present a valid point. If Angle, or Lawler want to get involved the Rock's got a whole lotta whoopass that he is ready to unleash, and they can JUST....BRING....IT!
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0:34-0:52-Eddie Guerrero and Dean Malenko VS Rey Mysterio and Taka
Beginning: Guerrero and Malenko come out first to seperate entrances. Both get fairly decent heat. It is noted that they might have the advantage here due to their past as stable mates in The Radicalz. Although both remain friends they have moved on.
Next out is Rey and Taka who both get pops. The match starts with Rey and Eddie who proceed to put on a clinic with intricate high flying moves. Rey gets the best of Eddie causing Eddie to tag out to Malenko who proceeds to ground Rey with a small portion of his 1000 holds. Guerrero comes into the ring and double teams Rey with Malenko. Taka runs in evening the odds. Both Guerrero and Malenko are thrown to the outside. Taka hits the ropes and springboards off of Mysterio to the outside crashing on top of Malenko and Guerrero. Mysterio follows suit hitting an Asia Moonsault to the outside. All four men are down on the floor as we go to commercials.
Middle: 0:41-0:45-Commercials
End: When we come back Malenko is in the ring in clear control of Taka. We are shown a clip of during the break when Malenko sent Taka shoulder first into the ring steps. Malenko works over Taka's shoulder. Malenko and Guerrero cycle through tags keeping Taka away from Rey. Rey bangs the turnbuckle driving the fans into a frenzy.
Eddie grounds Taka with a triple vertical suplex. He goes to the top for the Frog Splash. Taka moves away at the last second. Taka crawls to his own corner, but a tag is made to Malenko who is able to stop Taka from tagging out. Malenko goes for a northern lights suplex but it is reversed into a small package. Taka gets a 2, and immediately leaps into his corner tagging in a rejuvenated Rey Mysterio.
Mysterio takes down Malenko with a head scissors and hits a drop kick sending Guerrero to the outside. Taka kicks Malenko vaulting him into the middle rope. Mysterio hits the 619 followed by the West Coast Pop for the cover. Taka covers Mysterios back as Mysterio pins Malenko for the three.
Both Mysterio and Taka celebrate their win. Taka raises Mysterios and but out of nowhere hits the Michinoku Driver. Officials hit the ring checking on Mysterio's neck. Smart move by Taka as it clearly puts the momentum moving into Sunday in his corner where he will face off against all three men previously involved in that Tag Match, not just Guerrero and Malenko!
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0:52-0:56-Commercials 0:56-1:00-A pretaped interview airs with Jim Ross and Sean O'Haire of the Lord's Resistance Army. When questioned about what the Resistance Army's cause is, O'Haire explains that it is simple Sid, Malenko, Saturn and himself want to take over the WWF from the inside out.
When asked if this was initially his idea, if he is the leader O'Haire chuckles and tells JR that he is far from being the leader. O'Haire says the the one giving him his orders does not wish to be known at this point.
JR pleads with O'Haire to give us a hint regarding who this mystery leader could be, O'Haire says that he is legit as he is either a former or current WWF World Champion.
The interview fades out with JR looking shocked at the ramifications of a WWF Champion leading such a dangerous pack of superstars.
1:00-1:02-Edge is backstage being interviewed by Kevin Kelly. Kevin Kelly asks Edge if he has any idea as to why Christian would do what he did. Edge says he is speechless, furious. He has no idea why his own brother would betray him after they gave Kurt Angle his just desserts. He says that not only he, but all the fans deserve an explanation as to why he did it which is why he wants to see Christian live in the ring on next weeks Raw.
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1:02-1:14-Lord's Resistance Army VS Kane and ???
Beginning: O'Haire and the undefeated Sid Vicious come out to a ridiculous amount of heat. Some house show footage of recent Sid Vicious matches is shown, Jim Ross mentions how it is unbelievable how somebody could remain undefeated in the current WWF landscape. It is explained that by now including untelevised encounters Sid is 13-0. It is remarked how 13 is an unlucky number and if Kane were to find the right partner maybe that streakw ould end tonight on Raw!
Kane is out next to a huge face pop. His music cuts out and he stands at the top of the ramp with his head down, his hair covering his face.
**Rollllliinnnn**
Good god almighty, I don't believe this. The Undertaker is Kane's partner! This is some what strange as Taker and Kane have had their recent disagreements, but I guess it is safe to say nobody messes with Undertaker's little brother other than him!
Taker and Kane run to the ring and exchange blows with the shocked combination of Sid and O'Haire. Sid and O'Haire get knocked down and immediately retreat to the outside. Taker and Kane follow. Taker whips Sid into barrier. Sid gets up and no sells it and the fans go nuts. Sid is an absolute monster. Taker throws Sid back into the ring and the match begins with the two brawling. Sid hits a sidewalk slam and covers for a quick two. O'Haire jumps in the ring and the two begin double teaming Taker, Kane attempts to even the odds but is stopped by the oblivious referee.
Middle: The ref gets O'Haire out of the ring and order is restored. Taker tags out to Kane who comes in and delivers a clothesline to Sid who gets right back up to his feet and delivers an even bigger one to Kane. Sid tags out to O'Haire who whips Kane off the ropes and hits an impressive looking drop kick for a two.
End: Momentum swings in Kane's favor, he hits an Atomic Drop followed by a big boot. Kane tightens his glove to signify that he is going for a chokeslam on O'Haire. He has O'Haire in his grip when Sid Vicious runs in and they proceed to double team Kane. Taker goes to the outside and grabs his chain, he comes in and decks both Sid and O'Haire leading to a DQ Finish.
Taker and Kane beat down O'Haire and Sid but Malenko and Saturn run down pulling them out of the ring. Sid tries to go back in the ring but he is held back and told it is not worth it.
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1:14-1:18-Commercial
1:18-1:21-Backstage Storm approaches Angle, Bulldog, and Christian. He tells Angle that he knows Angle is jittery about his match with The Rock. They can both feel it, there's a good chance of us seeing a title change hands Sunday. Storm says in exchange for Angle helping him beat The Rock tonight and get into the Royal Rumble Main Event as a Triple Threat he will lay down for Angle on Sunday taking the match payoff and allowing Angle to easily win in exchange for a one on one match for the belt at a later date. Angle says he already promised Christian a title shot in exchange for turning on Edge earlier, but you know he will see what e can do.
1:21-1:26-We are brought to ringside where interim commissioner Jonathon Coachman is ready to announce whether or not Austin will be number 30.
Coachman: As most of you know Vince McMahon made the controversial decision to award the number 30 spot to Hogan in this Sunday's Royal Rumble. Sadly, I have to overturnt that and give Stone Cold Steve Austin the spot in order to insure McMahon's safety.
**Hogan's music hits as he comes out to a ton of heat.** Hogan:You're making a grave mistake. If you put Austin in at number 30 there is a good chance that he can weasel his way into winning the Rumble. Do you really want the blood on your hands of Steve Austin headlining the biggest event of all time, WrestleMania X7 brother?
Coachman: Woah, woah, woah. Hogan, I've thought this through. Do you think you're better than Steve Austin?
Hogan: What kind of question is that?
Coachman: Are you afraid of him?
Hogan: ..... Coachman: If you're truly better than Austin, you will eliminate him this Sunday at the Rumble because as interim commissioner I am placing you at number 29, right before Austin comes out. Not only myself, but I'm sure Mr McMahon as well will be expecting you to eliminate Austin. if not, you'll have to answer to Vince!
**Coachman leaves the ring as the scene fades to a commercial.** 1:26-1:30-Commercials 1:30-1:34-Kevin Kelly is backstage with Shane Douglas. Kevin Kelly: Shane, last week you had the audacity to harass Trish outside of the Cage, resulting in Venis being distracted and losing his European Championship to Regal. Due to a combination of you being the number one contender and Val being entitled to a rematch clause, we are left with a Triple Threat match for the European Championship this Sunday at the Royal Rumble. Why did you do what you did to Trish? Shane: Haaaa, haaaaaaaaaaa. It's simple. Every time I see Trish on TV, I see something in her eyes Kevin. Something.....calling my name. Shane, Shane, and it illustrated to me that her being with Val isn't really the right combination. This may not be common knowledge to the fans, but everybody backstage by now knows that Val and Trish are "together" not just as Manager and Wrestler, but as sexual partners. Trish, I'm the Franchise and I'm going to give you one chance, and one chance only! At the Rumble you leave Val and you come to me. I'll do things to you that through all Val's years of experience in the Adult Film industry he couldn't even comprehend. Most of all, I'll be the champion that you deserve to manage.
The scene fades out with Douglas walking off laughing while Kevin Kelly remains disturbed. 1:34-1:38-Commercials Quote:
1:38-2:08-(Including Overrun)
If Lance Storm Wins He Is Added To the WWF Championship Match At The Royal Rumble
Lance Storm VS The Rock
Beginning: It is explained that as a result of The Rock being pinned by Storm last week Storm's manager Jerry Lawler was able to get Storm this match. If Storm wins he will be doing double duty at the Rumble wrestling for both the Vacant IC Championship and in a Triple Threat for the WWF Championship.
Storm comes out first with Lawler to a mixed reaction. The WCW immigrant has made a lot of progress in his short time in the WWF as he is now working his way to being a borderline Main Eventer.
The Rock comes out next to a massive pop. He wastes no time in running to the ring and attacking Storm.
Storm and The Rock brawl, The Rock whips Storm off of the ropes into a Samoan Drop. A quick cover results in a two. The Rock picks up Storm and whips him into the corner, the Rock goes running at Storm but Storm moves. Storm begins mud hole stomping The Rock. The Rock slips down the corner and Storm chokes him with his boot. The referee gets distracted by Lawler prolonging the five count.
The Rock is gasping for breath only to be impaled by a DDT. Storm covers for a two count. Storm argues with the referee and in turn turns around to a massive clothesline by The Rock. Both men are down as we go to a commercial break.
1:46-1:50-Commercials
Middle: We come back and Lance Storm is still in control of The Rock. He has The Rock in a rear chin lock. The Rock slowly fights out of the Chin Lock delivering crushing elbows to the ribs of Storm. Storm launches The Rock off the ropes. Storm attempts a drop kick but The Rock avoids it sending Storm crashing to the mat. The Rock delivers a crushing kick to the back of Storm followed by a knee drop.
Rocky covers for a quick two count. Storm gets to his feet and The Rock hits a Spine Buster! The Rock sets up for the People's Elbow!
End: The Rock runs off the ropes for the People's Elbow but Lawler grabs his foot. The Rock pulls Lawler onto the apron and the ref breaks them up. The ref gets into Lawler's face. Lawler punches the referee knocking him out. The Rock begins brawling with both Lawler and Storm, Angle runs down to the ring and the three men three on one The Rock.
All of a sudden the lights go out.
**BREAK THE WALLS DOOOO
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Jericho interferes in dramatic fashion swinging a chair like a madman as the lights restore back to their previous setting. Jericho knocks out Lawler, and Angle. Storm turns around into a Rock Bottom!
The Rock finally hits the People's Elbow having to use his second elbow pad this time. He covers Storm, and after a bit of a lull the ref wakes up and makes the count for the three.
The show ends with all four contenders for their respective belts at ringside with tensions high. The Rock stands tall leading into the Royal Rumble!
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