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**quick note: Although the segments are written in full, most of the matches are just in quick results format as a combination of computer troubles and just lacking time has resulted in this show being late.**
0:00-0:02-The opening video along with last week's highlights air.
0:02-0:14-McMahon comes out to huge heat along with Hogan by his side. McMahon gets on the microphone and announces that he and Hogan have put their differences aside for the greater good of the World Wrestling Federation. Hogan and McMahon are looking to enter a new era of business prosperity, one without Stone Cold Steve Austin. Hogan has agreed to guard McMahon as despite not being in the building yet Austin is going to be gunning for McMahon's head after last week's controversial decision pitting Hogan at number 30 in the Rumble and Austin at number one.
Hogan grabs the microphone but no sooner does the Olympic Gold Medalists music go off. Kurt Angle storms into the ring ready to throw a tantrum. Angle: McMahon, do you even watch your own show? Last week I was screwed by Edge and Christian. Now I have to defend my belt, the same belt that I defeated 5 other men in a Hell In A Cell for against The Rock at the Royal Rumble. Please Vince, do something about this!
McMahon: The way I see it Kurt, you were the one who made the match, you came up with the stipulation, you rolled the dice. It just so happened that this time when you rolled it, it didn't work out in your favor. I suggest that instead of whining, you begin training as hard as you've ever trained in order to guareentadamntee that you keep that belt. Angle: But McMa.....
**IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLL, WHAT THE ROCK, IS COOOOKIN!**
The Rock enters to the top of the ramp with a microphone.
The Rock: Finalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly, The Rock has come back to Baltimore!
I can't be the only one who smells that, the smell of the biggest three pieces of shit all standing in the same place at once. Wooooooh it makes The Rock's nostrils burn from all the way down here.
Kurt, I'll tell you what. We've heard it before, you're an Olympic Gold Medalist, you're the best pure wrestler in this business although that all might be true you're missing something that The Rock has, heart. The Rock has the heart to go down there later tonight and whip your jabroni ass, just like The Rock has the heart to walk into the Royal Rumble, hit you with the people's elbow, and take your belt in front of the millions......and millions of fans. So you know what I say Kurt, quit your whining, start your training, and JUST BRING IT! **The Rock's music hits as the intense staredown ends.** 0:14-0:18-Commercial Quote:
0:18-0:30-Sid Vicious defeats Kane
The match is a hard fought power house brawl. The finish comes when Kane attempts to hit the Tombstone Piledriver, Vicious flips out and reverses it into a piledriver of his own, defeating Kane with his own move! After the match the Lord's Resistance Army comes out. Both Kane and Sid Vicious get to their feet ready to fight. Before O'Haire and his lackey's make it into the ring Sid Vicious turns around and decks Kane. All four men beat down Kane. After the beat down Vicious shakes hands with O'Haire and hugs him.
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0:30-0:34-Commercials 0:34-0:38-Edge and Christian are backstage with everybodies favorite play by play guy, Kevin Kelly.
Kevin Kelly: Last week, you two shocked the world and turned on your good friend Kurt Angle. Everybody has been left wondering, why? Edge: Good friend? Kurt hasn't been our good friend for months now. Ever since he won the WWF Championship his ego had inflated beyond belief to the point where he stopped treating us....the WORLD Tag Team Champions as equals but instead as two servants who he can boss around whenever he liked. Who he could berate on live TV for accidentally knocking out a referee, a common mistake around here in the WWF.
Christian: Not only that, but we came up with a great idea for a match at the Rumble. A Triple Threat involving us and Kurt. He turned it down and treated us like fools. Edge: Kurt, we've got a challenge for you. You want to get your hands on us, get some revenge? Next week Kurt, I'll take you on one on one. That is, if you're man enough.
**The Scene Fades Out** 0:38-0:39-Austin arrives at the arena in his camo hunting gear as we head to a commercial break.
0:39-0:43-Commercial Break. 0:43-0:50-Hogan is in the backstage corridor discussing some pressing matters with McMahon. Austin blindsides Hogan with a pipe out of nowhere. Hogan is on the ground holding his head as Austin stomps away at him. McMahon begins running away from Austin, Austin chases him.
Austin catches up with McMahon and drags him towards the parking lot exclaiming "We're going for a little ride".
A car lay waiting with the trunk popped up. Austin throws McMahon in the trunk as McMahon screams begging for mercy. Austin has none of it and slams the trunk on McMahon. Austin turns around and pushes the camera man, Austin delivers a stunner causing the camera to fall to the ground. Austin grabs the camera and brings it into the car with him.
At this point Hogan has finally made it up and is running into the parking garage. Just as he makes it to the car Austin speeds away. Hogan is left holding his head in pain while processing what just happened. The CEO of the WWF is kidnapped by Steve Austin!
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0:50-1:00-European Championship Number One Contenders Match
Shane Douglas VS Mr Perfect
Mr Perfect dominates early on with some perfect ground game out wrestling Douglas. Mid match Douglas turns the match into a brawl and begins to dominate Perfect. Perfect attempts to make the late match comeback finishing off Douglas with the Perfect Plex but is cut off with a roll up for a three. Douglas gets some huge heat as he steals the match and will now go on to face the winner of Venis/Regal at the Royal Rumble.
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1:00-1:04-Commercials 1:04-1:10-We come back and Lance Storm is standing in the ring, pensive as always. Jerry Lawler has a microphone and looks as if he is about to explode. Lawler: Last week my client Lance Storm delivered a stern message to that hooligan Y2J when he attacked Y2J after Y2J defeated Matt Hardy and D'Lo Brown to advance to the IC Championship match at the Rumble.
As some of you may or may not know, Lance and Jericho have quite the history together. Not only did they train in the same session at the Hart's Dungeon, but early on in their careers they were one of the biggest Tag Teams on the independent scene. Lance knows Jericho better than even his own mother!
At the Royal Rumble Lance Storm is going to soundly defeat Y2J for the vacant IC Title. If you don't believe us, just wait until later tonight when Lance will either pin The Rock or Chris Jericho in the mixed tag match.
**Break the walls down hits to a HUGE ovation. Jericho comes out with a mic in hand** Jericho: Will you please just, SHUT....THE HELL....UP! You call yourself the King? The king of what? You're definitely not the king of pop, nor are you the king of rock, by the looks of it you're the king of being an absolute 100 percent grade a certified jackass.
You're right, Lance knows me better than anybody else but that also means that I also know him better than anybody else. Come the Royal Rumble I am going to give Lance an ass kicking that he will never eeeeeeeeevvvvvver forget.
**Jericho runs into the ring and begins brawling with Lance Storm and Jerry Lawler. We're informed that once order is restored the mixed tag match will begin.** 1:10-1:14-Commercials Quote:
1:14-1:28-The Rock and Chris Jericho VS Kurt Angle and Lance Storm
When we get back from the break, Storm and Angle are beating down Jericho two on one. The ref is trying to restore order to no avail.
**IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLL......WHAT THE ROCK, IS COOKIN!**
The Rock comes out to an insane pop and hussles down to the ring knocking both Storm and Angle out.
Finish: Jericho/The Rock have the advantage for most of the match. The match finishes with The Rock hitting the People's Elbow on Angle while Jericho is knocked out on the outside. Angle is not the legal man and rolls out of the ring. Lawler distracts the referee while Storm grabs the WWF Championship. Storm nails The Rock with the belt and covers for the three! What an upset here! Lance Storm has just pinned The Rock!
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The fans go nuts booing storm as he retreats to the back with Angle celebrating.
1:28-1:32-Commercials 1:32-1:36-Stone Cold is driver on the free way. He has the camera propped up facing him. He begins yelling obscenities out the window at other drivers who pass him.
Stone Cold: I absolutely love the high way, the wind through my hair, I just can't get enough of it!
**Stone Cold begins singing verses from the song "Born To Be Wild" in his horrible redneck singing voice. McMahon can be heard screaming and pounding from inside the trunk. Austin just sings louder to cover it up**
Stone Cold: This video goes out to Hulk Hogan and the rest of those at the WWF head quarters. I've got your boy Vinnie locked in my trunk and what I'm going to have him do is going to be by far the most embarrassing thing I've done to him yet. If you guys don't want your chairman embarrassed, and your stock to plummet I suggest you give me that number 30 spot that I won and I deserve. If not, I'll make sure that the footage I crated airs live next week on Raw.
**Vince McMahon screams some more as the scene fades out.**
1:36-1:40-Commercials 1:40-1:41-Hogan is backstage talking with the Authorities trying to get them to go looking for Vince McMahon.
1:41-1:44-A hype video for the Junior Heavyweight Division is played. It highlights the four way elimination at the Rumble between Guerrero, Mysterio, Taka, and Malenko. It shows past footage of each man's innovative style. Each wrestler is interviewed throughout the package telling the WWF fans what it would mean for their careers to win the first ever Junior Heavyweight Championship match.
1:44-1:48-Final Commercials Quote:
1:48-2:11 (Including Overrun)
Euro Championship Cage Match
Regal VS Venis (C) W/Trish
Trish is at ringside despite having very little ability to influence a cage match. We are told that the only way to win is to escape through the cage or the door. No pinfalls or submissions can take place.
Early in the match Regal constantly tries to escape through the door. After realizing that it won't work he begins wrestling Venis as opposed to focusing on escaping.
Multiple times both men almost escape. There are a lot of close finishes.
The match ends with Venis in control until Shane Douglas comes out. Shane begins harassing and groping Trish Stratus who is at ringside. This distracts Val who takes his eyes off of Regal. Val attempts to escape in order to help Trish. This distraction gives Regal the chance to hit a German Suplex from behind off the top of the cage sending Val crashing to the mat in a holy shit moment. Regal walks out the door and regains his European Championship.
Here is your winner and new European Champion, WILLIAM REGAL!
Regal and Douglas stare down with each other signifying the Douglas's involvement was likely not planned. Regal retreats up the ramp as Trish runs in the cage to check on Val. Douglas puts his hand on the outside of the cage prison style and looks at Trish giving her a perverted look. Trish looks back furiously as the show ends.
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