Matt S.

Halowe'en is crappy, I hate it. Kids used to do the Scottish thing called "Guising", where they'd do a song or joke or something for a sweet and a 20p piece, now they go "Trick or treat" in an annoying brattish voice and expect money for nothing.

Good thing to do at any opportunity - offer someone gullible £50 for getting 5 eggs smashed over their head. Smash 4 on their head. Run off. Laugh. Even superheroes have a cruel side to them. Spiderman likes tights for example. He told me.

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