| Re: Joke Thread
Paddy drives his pregnant wife to the hospital; she's gone into labor, upon arrival, the doctor asks "How dilated is she?" the husband replies; "Oh, we're over the fucken moon".
So after their split up, Peter is moving out, he's got all his stuff together, but Jordan shouts "Hang on, what about this spade?" Peter replies; "F*ck off, he's not mine". |