| my roommate in college used to buy shirts at the salvation army all the time. they were so ####ing funny.
He had one with a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio on it, but they must have messed up putting his picture on the shirt, and it was stretched out sideways so he looked really fat. you had to see it to understand how funny it looked
He bought a Mcdonalds employee shirt
he bought a shirt with a picture of a little kids soccer team and it said "Thanks for a great season Coach"
But this was the best one (i have to set it up first, so you can understand why the shirt is so funny). My roommate was the laziest person i ever met. chances are, he would be the laziest person any of you will ever meet. I'm not exaggerating. He never went to class. Eventually, he just dropped out. He didnt have a job. He never went out with us. He used to sleep ALL DAY LONG. He used to go days at a time without seeing the sun. He rarely did laundry (he had a ton of clothes, and he showered when he was awake, so hygeine wasnt a problem). He didnt do anything with his life
So one day, at Salvation Army he bought a shirt that had a cartoon drawing of a bum/slacker, head drooped down, hair covering his face, and underneath it said "WHAT'S THE USE???"
i swear i almost fell down i was laughing so hard the first time i saw him wearing that shirt. never have i seen a more appropriate shirt for someone i know |