Nieto

Originally Posted by Nieto
Scene opens backstage to a certain Michelle Kelly standing outside Ralph McCoy's locker room.

Michelle: Hey, are you sure he's here?

The cameraman merely nods his head and Michelle proceeds to knock of the door.

Michelle: Ralph! We need a promo from you! Are you there?

A series of stuff being knocked down is heard from the other side of the door as the door swings open, revealing Ralph fixing his cowboy hat and smiling at the crew.

Ralph: Well, howdy there! Now what's this talk 'bout some cornbread?

Michelle: Do you mean a 'promo'?

Ralph: Yessum'! So I just look at this particular black device on his shoulder right?

The cameraman nods his head.

Michelle: So, Ralph. What brings you to the CWA?

Ralph: Well, not much, honestly. I just came here from a little place in Texas looking to make friends AND to win 'em all for that Lightweight Championship.

Michelle: So, you think during your debut match, you will be sending a message to 'The Real Deal' Joey Nicholas?

Ralph gets a far away look on his face.

Michelle: Ralph?

Ralph: Now...as much as I say that I want to take on Joey Nicholas for my debut match and take his gold, as much as I say that Hawk Bonsen is not who I want to face this Wednesday Night, as much as I want to say that I believe that 'The Real Deal' fell off the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on his way to the ground ONLY to get himself stuck on that one, last branch...I know, as well as everyone backstage, that to grab the gold, you have to work your way up. Fortunately for you, Joey Nicholas, it might be a while before I actually have a match with you, but don't worry, you just hang backstage and watch my match as you come to realize of how much of a threat I am to your precious title.

Michelle: So what about Hawk Bonsen?

Ralph smiles suddenly.

Ralph: Now, Hawk. I carry no ill intention towards you, and I honestly believe that this Wednesday, let the best man win, BUT, I am here to say right now that I will not hesitate to beat the tarnation out of you in that ring. I hope after our match, we will let bygones be bygones.

Michelle: Well, I guess that's a wrap, thanks for the promo.

Ralph: No problem, ma'am!.

Ralph walks back into his locker room as the screen fades to black