| A Few Jokes..
Joke: Why do they call it PMS?
Answer: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Joke: How do you know when you're wife's dead?
Answer: The sex is the same, but the dishes start to pile up.
Joke: How do you turn your dishwasher into a snow blower?
Answer: Hand her a shovel
Joke: What's blond, brunette, blond, brunette, blond, brunette?
Answer: A blond doing cart wheels.
Joke: What do you call a blond with pigtails?
Answer: A blow with handlebars. |