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A young wrestler is trying to make his way up the ranks. The current champion is a masked man by the name of 'The Spider', and he has beaten everyone he's faced with 'The Spider Hold'. No wrestler he's faced has ever found a counter to that hold.
The young wrestler finally works his way through the ranks and earns himself a #1 contendership. His next match is with the dreaded Spider. His trainer is preparing him for the match, reminding him constantly of the most feared hold in wrestling: The Spider Hold. Every day of preparation for the big match, the trainer reminds the young wrestler, "Beware of the Spider Hold. The human body was never meant to be in the positions that The Spider will put you in. Stay away from him."
Finally, the night of the big match is here. Before the match starts, the trainer reminds the young wrestler of the Spider Hold. "Nobody has ever escaped the twisted Spider Hold. Don't let him grab you!" The young wrestler confidently shrugs off the advice of his older manager, and locks up with The Spider when the bell rings.
After a long back and forth match, The Spider has the young wrestler in the dreaded Spider Hold. Just as the trainer is about to throw in the towel, his young protoge escapes the hold and pins The Spider for a three count, earning the World Championship! The crowd goes ape-shit!
Back in the locker-room, the trainer is talking to the new champion. "Nobody has ever gotten out of the spider hold. I have to know. How did you do it?" The young wrestler replies, "Well, you were right about him. He twisted my body into positions I couldn't even imagine. Just when I was about to give up, I saw a testicle hanging out of a pair of tights, so I reached up and bit it..."
"...and it was mine!"
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